Auders Porders

It's my 70th today! 🎂🍾

Insubstantial slate guttering plus watery peppercorn sauce minus napkin dam equals catastrophe. (Pic: Chris Collins)

My husband made us some rice the other night and he put canine pepper in it!

'Ave you tried rewinding it?( a DVD)

@gambarufitness @micktriff Do you like my new 'Bobby Dazzler' holiday shoes? 😃

@KirstinEFBlack @blackoxandy @gambarufitness Got the latest version! Can't wait to play with @audersporders

@nikki_triff @gambarufitness I am sooo proud of you!👍👍

@gambarufitness Also well done for this! Good luck to you all for tomorrow night at the National Fitness awards! 👍

@gambarufitness Well done for braving that lovely Elf costume today for @HGChristmasMkt

Come & celebrate the Mexican holiday the 'Day of the Dead', with us on the 1st & 2nd of November! #DayOfTheDead

It's the launch of #sirloinsundays grab a free 8oz sirloin with every meal purchased from our 'sheriffs specials' (T&C apply) #steak #meat

'And thingy Cole, she was yellin', they were all yellin'

'I 'aven't time to be depressed!'

Gambaru fitness where dreams are made reality #getinvolved

Something we missed at Europe's Strongest Man that someone else saw!!#birdorplane

'Ave ya put the kettle on?

Right...right....right.....right....

Well you get wind after an operation because they've let the air in.....

Well if I'd have known I would have had an extra half an hour in Debenhams