Allen Jakpa

@aleksthgrt Looks like the human lung

The Abarkuh cypress tree in Iran is at least 4500 years old. Even a tree in Iran is older and has a deeper history than the USA.

POV: you just told me your name but I wasn’t listening

@hundsnus Oh hell naw

He's finally getting in shape and getting his life in order? Now make him lose his hair

Sir a second version of this meme has hit the timeline

Someone said, 'Nepo Police' 🤔

He just booted up the game after a long day at work, give him a 20gb update.

YouTubers be like “wake up at 4am and run, that’s alpha!” No, it’s not. Look at apex predators; they’re all lazy. Bears hibernate, lions sleep all day. You know who wakes up at 4am and runs? Squirrels.

@Nimisioluwa wtf is going on

The audios are so long 😭😭 Chike was even at the gym during some of the calls. In this voice call Frank Edoho’s wife suggested they have “last sex” before blocking each other Chike suggested that both of them should pretend not to be talking for like one or two weeks so Frank wouldn’t believe the rumours that they were still sleeping together after Mrs Edoho had sworn she was done with him. But madam said she couldn’t do that 😭 She told him if that’s what he wanted, then they should do “one last serious sex” before ending things 😂😂 Omo, after that supposed “last serious sex”they still didn’t stop 😭 Chike likes Mrs Edoho’s money because she once told him he can’t survive without it. Meanwhile madam on her own side couldn’t do without Chike’s gbola 😭😭 After one long conversation, he told her to start coming over 2 hours later so he would be done working out and they could “do proper knacking” 😭😂 There was even one audio where both of them were calling Frank Edoho “mumu.” The woman was explaining how she acted all remorseful and pretended to cry after Chike coached her, and according to her, “the mumu man” believed she had finally ended things with Chike 😭😭 Omo, I don laugh tire, weak, shock, confuse — different emotions at once 😂😂

When modders take a game to the next level

6 months later hahahah

10 years old me when the teacher said ozone layer is getting destroyed.

@mr__prolific @ThatboyToba @NigeriaStories Lmfao

@ThatboyToba @NigeriaStories Drop your phone and face the wall for 35 minutes.‼️

Man kill€d at University of Benin main gate 💔

@NigeriaStories I don’t think he can park there.

Don’t recall posting this. LOL

Oh, it’s happening

She don’t even want your money, can buy you and some one else. She’s desensitized to money, need to pay with something else.

@MisterEReports @YoungGun8140 From what book did you get these verses ?

@YoungGun8140 The Fallen Watchers and Nephilim are demons. They all said so. What you need to ask yourself, is why are they lying to you about this now?

Fallen angels are not demons. Two separate types of entities

@SIKAOFFICIAL1 Mumu man and mumu tradition.

Tragedy struck at Ayanfuri in the Diaso District after Nana Kwabena Okyere, Mmratehene of the Ayanfuri Traditional Area, allegedly shot himself accidentally with a pump-action gun during a funeral ceremony on Friday, 9th May, 2026. According to police reports, the incident occurred during the funeral rites of Abusua Panyin Akwasi Kwateng. The chief sustained a severe gunshot wound to the abdomen and was rushed to the Ayanfuri Pentecost Hospital, where he sadly passed away while receiving treatment. His body has since been deposited at the Dunkwa-On-Offin Municipal Hospital Mortuary as police continue investigations into the incident. [🎥: Mensah Andrews]

I petted the tabby cat, and then a huge cat appeared!

@Thepetsonly That’s a thick boy