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@MrBarryLewis I refuse to buy Easter eggs out of principle. they're expensive for what they are, plus, palm oil. people who think they're allergic to dairy might actually be more allergic to the palm oil.

Easter eggs only look like eggs from one angle now. Turn them sideways… they’ve shaved the sides off. Shrinkflation is getting sneaky.

Neep the Sheep, son of Turnip and owner of a teaspoon-sized brain, is now under maximum security in the glamping paddock. On Friday I put a new extra thick chain on his gate. Neep spent two full days staring at it, thinking very hard. By day three he decided subtlety was for cowards, charged the hedge, blasted a Neep-shaped hole and gallumphed down the road in triumph. Wilbur and Thrusty Clappernuts followed. (Thrusty, an elderly gentleman got tired halfway through the jailbreak celebrations and fell asleep in the middle of the road. On a blind corner.) I tracked them by following a trail of mud and sheep poo, found Thrusty impersonating a traffic bollard, Wilbur standing guard in the ditch, and Neep casually eating someone’s bedding plants. So now they’re in the glamping paddock, which has high stone walls, an outdoor library, tents and children’s toys. We are hoping this will keep Neep’s ADHD brain busy while we remortgage ourselves to re-fence the farm.

@JeremyHales I've seen a new sign in OC. it's definitely handwritten.

Rendez-vous Houston was commissioned for NASA’s 25th anniversary. Just weeks after the Challenger tragedy, 1.3 million people gathered for a moment that connected Earth and space through music. Houston, April 5, 1986.

Commissioned to mark NASA’s 25th anniversary, Rendez-Vous Houston transformed the city into a stage. 1.3 million people gathered for the performance - a scale that still feels almost impossible today. Houston, April 5, 1986.

well, thank you earache of epic proportion - I got little in the way of sleep last night.

this damned cold has moved to my ears. right ear is completely stuff and my left ear is trying to compensate. coughing less, nose is still a snot factory though.

@shizzywhiznut yes, it can be done. 😁 suno.com/s/if5K0Hif9RcF…

reading into the whole 12 Tons of KitKats that have gone missing, you can do a lot with that amount of chocolate...

@TheDUIGuyPlus welcome to the wonderful world of bird watching. your daily soap opera at your window. it gets addictive. you'll need a bird identification guide until you don't! 😄

You guys, I installed a bird feeder, & it is the best decision I've ever made. We have some regulars, whom I'm going to show later, but I wanted you to take a look at this cute little one who showed up for the first time yesterday and now keeps coming back for seconds and thirds!

@MeganFoxWriter @Thatumbrellaguy when your shows start to give me mad ideas at stupid o'clock in the morning: youtu.be/zic06kGeONg?si…

I've made it a point that, if I'm going to write a review for something purchased off Temu, to make it funny.

@Thatumbrellaguy I'll be honest - it wasn't me. I can't stand them!!

12 TONS of Kit Kats stolen 😆 Be on the lookout for an obese man in a sugar coma.

happy birthday @JeremyHales !! may there be many many more!! 🥳 youtu.be/jGS59R8Fz0s

who on earth ordered all this wind? I mean, I can barely hear anything because the wind is using the living room window vent like a one-note kazoo! also, it's scared the cat! 🤣

@Thatumbrellaguy @MeganFoxWriter @JeremyHales I couldn't let the opportunity slip by on making an advert... 🤣 youtube.com/shorts/VKZG7ug…

@MeganFoxWriter @Thatumbrellaguy @jayhipNE @JeremyHales sorry - and not sorry!! 🤣🤣🤣

@AAuntiem regular UK badger - huge difference! 🤣

@audiocoffee Oh my gosh 🙀 Is it a honey badger? You do know that honey badgers don't take no shit.

omg... no lie - but... just seen a badger in the front garden here!! 😁

in a little bit of shock right now. video is barely half an hour released and almost 200 hits 😮 youtube.com/shorts/MHgMNdq…