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@krassenstein Loser

I might get hate for this too but I bought a Cybertruck. With a young family, safety was important and so is not polluting the atmosphere with $5 a gallon gasoline.

@zachbollinger18 I need to take off that T Rowe Price emblem. They’ve sucked ever since they put it on their jersey.

Doing my part to get the Orioles back on track* *Pleaded with Connor Norby to let the O’s have this one.

@GregoryKBovino I can’t believe my tax dollars have to fund your retirement

Look, I get it. A lot of us are demoralized watching RINOs and Chamber of Commerce types run for office. They talk tough but sell us out for cheap labor and open borders every single time. But here’s the brutal truth: sitting home or splitting votes isn’t an option. This midterm, we vote the RINOs out and replace them with people of real substance — fighters who actually stop immigration . If we don’t act and Democrats regain power, they will flood us with forty million more illegal aliens, which they will then legalize. Then the country is lost forever. This is the hill. Stand. Vote like your future depends on it. Because it does.

@Orioles Is this another one of Elias’s miracles? How old is he 35?

Welcome to Birdland, Lou!

@DM_Rubenstein you better get a hold of your team dude. We thought you were gonna be the savior for our team, but you have done nothing. So disappointing.

@tylerbarberis_ I’ve got an Orioles fan since 1969. I will never jump ship, but I am certainly allowed to express my disappointment and frustration from this team and the direction it’s heading.

The Orioles look dead in the water right now, but it’s not insane to have a little bit of hope. This team is still talented as hell, and even though it doesn’t seem like it, they’re capable of rattling off one of those vintage nine game winning streaks. Jump ship if you want (I don’t blame you), but this O’s squad is too talented to be this bad.

@nickshirleyy Because you’re a fucking idiot, Nick. Stay home continue your bullshit here.

🚨 I was almost taken hostage in Cuba... I went to Cuba to document the humanitarian crisis and show life under 60+ years of communism and now amid the US blockade. Once I landed, they seized all my cameras except my iPhone and had intelligence agents following me all day until my security noticed their spies tailing us to the hotel where they waited all night for us to come down. Under communism there is no free speech, and those who show the reality or speak up are imprisoned. Me going without a planned Cuban government guide nearly got me and my security taken hostage or imprisoned. The situation in Cuba is much worse than anyone knows.

@OriolesMagic23 At this point, I really don’t care

How many do the birds win? I say sweep! Bring out the brooms 🧹 let’s get this season back on track! #birdland

@tedcruz And yet you don’t know how to defend your wife interesting

So brave. He says what everyone else Hollywood believes, and they all applaud loudly. Israel…bad. Men…bad. Penelope Cruz…hot. (Ok, that one’s unquestionably true) Such a profile in courage.

@FluentInFinance And yet, somehow, Maga feels we should bail out these corporations like spirit… they can fail

BREAKING: Delta Air Lines will no longer offer free snacks or drinks on all flights starting May 19th (under 350 miles). Meanwhile, Delta CEO Ed Bastian received $27.1 million in 2024. Consumers lose, every single time.

@zachbollinger18 We also saw this coming for the winter when no moves were made to get an ace pitcher

This is becoming an uncomfortably realistic outcome for the Orioles.

@mattvanswol It all makes sense now how you became an idiot

Out of every disgusting, dishonest piece of filth the mainstream media has produced about Hurricane Helene... This is the worst. 60 Minutes has NEVER done a story on the families FEMA denied. They NEVER mentioned the Amish, who are STILL in the mountains rebuilding homes 550 days later. They NEVER mentioned Jake Jarvis, who has worked 550 days STRAIGHT FOR FREE for Hurricane Helene victims. Instead, they dug up some fringe conspiracy angle to smear the people who actually showed up as White Nationalists. I'm so angry. Let me tell you what 60 Minutes will NEVER report on I was there. I lived it. I am still here. I shared every story I could find. Me, my wife, hundreds of volunteers delivered RVs to mothers holding babies who were sleeping in TOOL SHEDS AND TENTS in the freezing cold, in the mountains. Because their homes had been ripped off the side of a mountain and washed down the French Broad. So tell me 60 Minutes... WHERE WAS THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT? Tell me, WHY did all these volunteers NEED to show up? Any thoughts on that?!!!!! Any investigation AT ALL into the federal or state government's response to Hurricane Helene? Please tell me... if the federal government was doing such a GREAT JOB, why did we need to put victims in RVs... ...A MONTH AFTER THE HURRICANE?!!!!!!! Literally every single victim you talk to in Western North Carolina has a horror story about dealing with FEMA... ...and guess who they will all say actually cam through for them? Neighbors. Church groups. The Amish. The Cajun Navy. Shawn Hendricks. Samaritan's Purse. MercuryOne. The Mission Mules hauling insulin up washed-out roads, ONLY ACCESSIBLE by mules. Greg Biffle burning his own fuel in helicopters. Veterans like Adam Smith who organized helicopter rescues with other veterans BY HIMSELF and then was demonized by the media for it. Volunteers like Jake Jarvis working TO THIS DAY, 550 days later without ANY PAY AT ALL. THOSE ARE THE STORIES FROM HURRICANE HELENE WORTH TELLING. But 60 Minutes won't tell ANY OF THEM. Because the truth makes the federal government the villain and the "deplorables" are actually the heroes in this story and they can NEVER admit that. So instead they smeared the rescuers as white nationalists. This is unforgivable. I was there. I saw it with my own eyes. And I will BE DAMNED if I let CBS rewrite the history of what happened to my mountains.

@DonaldJTrumpJr That’s so sweet that you’re carrying his oxygen tank

Sleepover at dad’s house🤣 It never isn’t surreal to be able to witness this incredible slice of Americana. Just an absolute honor. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

@catturd2 That’s because you have no soul

I’m enjoying the shit out of the Trump presidency. I’m having a blast. There’s no way in hell I’m gonna let these pathetic Doomer Grifters suck the fun out of me for the next 2 1/2 years. Their negative feedback loop is for low IQ suckers, easily manipulated losers, and gullible washout failures. Enjoy your misery. I’m having the time of my life under the greatest President in US history. If you’re with me … LFG !!!!

@PatriciaHeaton You should read books on how people get into cults

The older I get, the more I only want to read history books. Is this true for anyone else?

@DrOz You’re such a fucking joke

Some folks made a big deal out of President Trump joking that diet soda is “healthy.” So yesterday on Air Force One, the President switched things up for us with a spicy virgin Bloody Mary—turns out the real recipe for good health might just be a sense of humor.

Every person who talks with their hands this exaggerated, is always a a liar and a con-artist.

@SecScottBessent @SenWarren @PeteButtigieg Corporation should be allowed to fail. I’m tired of footing in the bill.

Had Spirit Airlines been allowed to merge with Jet Blue, it would have given them much more resiliency.   Thanks to @SenWarren, @PeteButtigieg, and all of their friends in the Biden Administration who backed their enthusiastic opposition to the Spirit-Jet Blue merger, dozens of regional airports will now lose service and thousands of jobs will now be lost.

@jcalvinmeyer When he’s not hurt

Mike Elias signed Tyler O'Neill to a three-year, $49.5 million contract in large part because of his ability to hit left-handed pitchers. Here are O'Neill's stats in 79 plate appearances vs. LHPs since joining the Orioles last year: .145 BA .231 OBP .319 SLG .550 OPS

@nicksortor @DonaldJTrumpJr Are they gonna talk about how one of his buddies got arrested for trafficking?

🚨 NOW: President Trump has just arrived back at the White House after a trip to FLORIDA He stepped off Marine One with @DonaldJTrumpJr by his side. This may not be the last we see of 47 tonight.