aud & quirky

delta sky club: businessmen yelling into airpods at lower-level employees whilst munching on a plateful oatmeal raisin cookies.

why do i feel embarrassed every time i see a cyber truck

except maybe that the church invests in the traffic cone business. that would actually explain everything.

i’m convinced salt lake only has one singular construction crew working on all seven gazillion of these construction sites. there’s literally no other way to explain this mess.

just asked my fiancé what his favorite dish to wash is. if there ever was an end of things to talk about, i think i might have just hit it.

What a terrible day at work. Time to relax and read what thousands of mentally ill strangers all think about every single contentious topic around

opened up connections this morning and my cortisol levels spiked. why so many words?!

my hobbies include calendar stalking, looking at random people's wedding websites, and watching my cats do literally anything

unpopular (?) opinion but the harry & meghan doc is actually rly good

wrote a check for the first time in my life today. now i know how old people feel trying to turn on roku.

can’t wait for the point in my career where old white men start referring to my ideas as “good” instead of “not bad”

I have some feedforward

just referred to a venn diagram as a “venny d” and i don’t think there’s any going back

what’s the most zillennial thing you do? i’ll go first - anytime i feel the slightest glimpse of blissful happiness, i immediately assume i’m manic

there’s nothing quite as humbling as watching your go pro videos from when you were 15

The 10 minutes between sharing a doc and the appearance of the first annoying comment

hot (midwestern) take but this thing is way cooler than the bean

jokic the kind of coworker who clocks out at 5, declines every happy hour invite, and refuses to tell you anything about his personal life

was phil knight as cringe city as ben affleck made him out to be?

sometimes i feel really smart, and then i remember the time i quarantined myself for 14 days bc i thought the “c” on the covid test stood for “covid”