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A weighted blanket is not enough, I need bog compression
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this is a 4000 year old human body, reduced to a literal bag of perfectly preserved flesh and bones from bog compression
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August Ryan
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August Ryan
@aughost427
Writer, reader, podcast enthusiast. Tin House YA ‘21/‘22 (they/he)
Philadelphia, PA Katılım Şubat 2013
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@james_f_thomas When they’re eating hotdogs outside the courthouse and clearly flirting.
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@aughost427 I must know, at what point in the play did this question occur to him?
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My favorite person at this production of “Angels in America” is the old man who asked, loudly, if Louis and Joe were brothers.
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“oh noooo the government is making a rule that you can’t change sex” I am doing it. I’m doing it right now
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Probably too late in the death of this platform to ask, but … #uglydogs … where did we all move to? I’m getting @BlairBraverman Patreon updates for dog stories, but do we have a place for chatting/stressing about trackybois in 2025?
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same but it did dramatically change the texture of my desire for men and their bodies. it turned me into a different type of gay guy
cary@brokebackstan
i can’t really speak to the whole “T makes you gay” thing bc that has always been my truth regardless of what kind of hormone i was running on
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STYLIST: What do you wanna do for the Golden Globes?
JEREMY STRONG: I’m thinking Hunter S. Thompson in the Beastie Boys.
STYLIST: Got it.
JEREMY STRONG: Paddington’s cousin who sells coke.
STYLIST: Okay.
JEREMY STRONG: Stanley Tucci playing Gilligan.
STYLIST: Right.
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@canyon0aks @james_f_thomas I would say slowly raising your tolerance — one drink more than you’d usually have, if you feel up for it and are in a comfortable situation!
My tolerance is much lower now than college bc of medical stuff, but this *did* work.
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one of my New Year's resolutions is to drink more alcohol. I was half-joking when I came up with it but I think I'm serious about it, or at least I'd like to try. unfortunately "how to build up alcohol tolerance" is another ungoogleable question. I'm scared even to tweet this tbh
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The roles reversed. Steve Carell is the fashionable Zoomer explaining to his Millennial co-worker how Demna reshaped Balenciaga and why JJJJound x New Balances are hyped
Jeremy Gordon@jeremypgordon
Accidentally watched all of CRAZY, STUPID, LOVE last night — something that unfortunately happens, when you pay for cable TV — and that movie is a time capsule of some truly terrible Obama-era menswear looks. This is Steve Carell's "wow, you're hot now" makeover
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Unusually and
exceedingly
peculiar and Blonde
altogether
quite impossible
to describe
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@aughost427 one of my friends had a theory that he knew only that Gypsy had little girls in the core cast and so in his mind he'd confused it with Annie
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just remembered a few years ago I went on a date with a guy who asked me what my favorite musical was, and I said Gypsy. "Aw," he said, "you're so wholesome!"
I was like "??? it's about a stripper?" and he admitted he'd never seen it. his favorite musical was Cats
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@aughost427 he got four more dates and I remember him fondly but I'm still annoyed about the "wholesome" comment
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@james_f_thomas In fairness to this guy, he was a friend of a friend and would’ve been a terrible criminal, so. 🤷🏼
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@james_f_thomas ME: “I hope CATS guy didn’t get a second date after this comment.”
ALSO ME: *once went on a second date with a man who said during our first date “So, you’re into true crime? I know where I’d hide a body!”*
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