It’s August 🐻🤎

you can never take this song away from me

oh my god, somebody get this woman off my screen 🤨🤨

to fuck na £200 bro. aint no one working 20hrs just for 5hrs sex to take it away.

I'm craving monkey but the potassium is silent

BREAKING: FedEx driver who pleaded guilty to kidnapping and murdering 7-year-old Athena Strand, has been sentenced to death. Tanner Horner snatched Athena while he was delivering a Barbie doll to her home in Paradise, Texas. At one point during the trial, jurors broke down in tears while hearing audio of Horner killing Athena after he told her to take off her shirt and said she was "really pretty." Athena repeatedly asked for her mother before she was killed. "Horner is then heard asking Athena to remove her shirt, and there are several moments when she says "no" and asks for her mom. That was followed by repeated sounds of crying, screaming and banging," NBC reported last month. Following three hours of deliberation today, Horner was sentenced to death by lethal injection.

Arsenal have won more matches than Man Utd will play for the entire season! 😳

🚨🇸🇪 Viktor Gyökeres has accepted to give up €2m from his salary in order to facilitate negotiations between Arsenal and Sporting. Sporting insist on higher fee compared to Arsenal proposal… …and Gyökeres tries his best also giving up money to make it happen, as per Record.

Pictures of you like this are all over the internet and you expect a man to take you seriously? Are women ok in the head?😭😂

🚨 Manchester City club statement. “Manchester City strongly condemns the racist abuse directed towards Antoine Semenyo at yesterday’s match. We welcome the swift action taken by Everton and the police to identify the individual responsible. We are also incredibly disappointed to hear that Marc Guéhi was subject to a series of vile racist social media posts last night. We will continue to offer our full support to both Antoine and Marc and never accept discrimination of any kind in our game”.

You'll criticize the government, they'll pick you up You'll call out government institution, they'll pick you up Student will call out tertiary institutions, they'll suspend them after picking them up You'll give product review, the brand will pick you up Government of the picker, for the picker and by the Picker

The divorce rate is so high because MEN still want to live like their fathers did, but women no longer have to suffer like their mothers did.

and i also hate how this country forces you to think about money so much, every single thing circles back to money

You see, Peter Obi and Kwankwaso have the energy to move around. Nobody has time for “big mannism”. Both of them have rolled their sleeves and they have gone to work. Nigeria will be OK.

Amanda is an English name. Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie is the first person with the name Chimamanda, no one older than her has that name. She just made an Igbo name out of her English baptismal name Amanda.

“You’re so quiet” What do you want me to do ? Moan ?