Augustus “WAP” Twerk

Jack Benter 🫦

Word limit sorry. Muting for now #LetsGetRowdy

I’d rather head over to Danzers for a…well, time of my life then have to watch Daniel Jacobsen play basketball ever again

$7 Long Island pitcher at Brothers is speaking to me louder and louder … or maybe a gobbler or seven - WHO WANT ME #LANK

Why is CJ not in the game rn. I hate everything and everyone

Fuck you Daniel Jacobsen. I hate you

You gotta be kidding me. #SEC

Oh yeah…sorry for the hiatus, been focusing on my gender studies with a minor in feminism MBA. Will be back now tho, fuck school

Drinks r flowing. Love my waitress, like if horny…this milf is hawking me down rn, but not good milf, I’m talking saggy old cigarette milf. I love a drunk cig but not box tht smells like cigs #fuck

Sorry for the short hiatus…been fighting demons, both in the form of blonde women and double shot vodka sodas. This vacation felt like scratching an itch, it’s still itchy - but the return to school next week will be something to write home about #MVPseasonloading #Ferda

90 Cal Carmel Macchiato this morning and all I have to say is HELL yeah. One problem (is it a problem?), I think the white girls r starting to rub off on me… #FeedGus #SkinnyKing #WhiteBoySummer

@freehoppers Sonny you’re a legend. Bravo 6, going dark.

To all my loyal followers… HELP Gus is in uncharted territory (Chicago) and just woke up next to a baddie but the Johnson fucking stinks and it feels like I just pissed lava. Anyone please, requesting evac. Over. #NotAgain

@tommyhead69 Thomas I love this.

Cold brew and a fresh Zyn to start the day… breakfast of emotionally unavailable champions. My good pal Gus would approve , man once hit a PR on pre-workout and regret alone. #ZynAndGrind #BuzzedAndBlessed #AlphaFuel

@tommyhead69 Tommy - let’s just say the gym fears me right now. I am not safe to be left unaccounted for in public right now. I am a problem. I am Gus. And Gus is activated. #UhOh

@augustustwerk I zoomed in on that pic like it was the Zapruder Film. Bro looks like he says “oopsie” during sex and Venmos her for gas. You’re not chopped, you’re in your villain era and she just soft-launched a recession. Lift heavy. Drink water. We ride at dawn. #GusUnchained #SheDowngraded

In addition the the gf day post hatred - Ex just got posted with her new man and I have one question…is Gus chopped? Bc WOW…either I’m hit or there’s a downgrade in play 😭😭😭😭 #shedownimup #eliteliftincoming

@handyjohnson27 I love the mentality hands. Keep it up

These national gf day posts ruin my day. I hate seeing other people happy, fuck you nobody cares pal you or your girl is chopped buddy #FuckMyLife #pray4Gus #LoneWolf

Fuck work bad day but time to hit the links. Hoping to only shoot 32 over today. Worst case scenario the Pen Hogan will be activated and some Rippie Fowler’s will take place #Sick

THE GREAT START WITH BREAKFAST IS RUINED WTF IS GENCON I HATE TRAFFIC #FUCKKKK #SHRINKGENCONFREAKS