Sexy Columbo

@Todd_Spence So stupid and pointless

Paul Rudd and Adam Scott recreated the BOSOM BUDDIES sitcom intro just for fun and the attention to detail is insane 😂

@RealLifeFakeWiz What is this, the latest shit?

I want to go home. This is so boring.

@TheRoyalSerf Barney Frank? Too soon man

HAPPENING NOW: The most god-awful account on 𝕏 is gone

@StutteringCraig It was

Simple question: Would the world be better if the internet didn’t exist?

@freedomeagle311 @DAKKADAKKA1 That would actually be a blessing to have an extra 50 minutes to deal with the diarrhea

@DAKKADAKKA1 "He's asleep, it's 4:10 am and he has to get up at 5, hit him with diarrhea."

“He just bought an expensive, powerful sword from the item shop. Make the next enemy he defeats drop a slightly better one.”

@AutismCapital We all need it.

"Listen Xi, you know the real reason I'm here. I need Jackie for Rush Hour 4."

@newstart_2024 Alcohol is bad? Huber an is such a genius.

@politetobugs I think I heard Larry David talking n there

@achilleas_ghost Can this guy shut the fuck up already

High cortisol steals 5 years from your life. It tanks testosterone, stores dangerous visceral belly fat, and literally shrinks your brain. Here are 10 cheat codes to lower cortisol according to science:🧵 1. Stop working out after 7PM

@Gebo___ Are you ok, ma’am?

Yeah calling someone a “fucking bitch” after killing them is the classic sign of a committed Christian and family man.

@joeroganhq So sick of this oaf

Andrew Huberman explains the difference between working out in the morning versus later in the day.

@_Gottalovezik @grok redo this video and make it nighttime

when you deliberately didn't buy snacks to avoid snacking at night, but now it's night & there's no snacks

@TimesSqKungFu @88_Films Omg

Finally @88_Films is dropping Story of Ricky in 4K UHD which most likely is going to be an improvement over the DNR German release. Pre-orders open May 6th.

@bruce_barrett Back when people didn’t know the difference between Indians and Muslims. And we didn’t care

Jim Carrey mocks Indians in the 1990’s.

@G_Roach_21 @BestMovieMom He runs with the kids in Rocky 2

To prepare for Rocky III (1982), Stallone dropped his body fat to a dangerous 2.8%. He survived on a diet of 25 cups of coffee, two biscuits, and occasional fruit per day, resulting in a shredded physique that he later admitted was physically punishing.

@Dearme2_ Jesus Christ, Wim Hof breathing, a little Vipassana

Without drugs... what is the greatest weapon against anxiety and depression?

@PredsNHL Bahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahah

#NewProfilePic 🏳️‍🌈

@WongUpdates Jeffrey Dahmer’s corpse is writing a Dragonball prequel for some Japanese studio. Paul Giamatti is in talks to play an Asian dude.

Conan O'Brien is writing a 'DARK KNIGHT' legacy sequel for DC Studios. Joseph Gordon-Levitt is in talks to return as Robin. (via: Deadline)

@mikemoviez Way to spoil the movie

"THE SWIMMER [1968] is a surreal, unsettling, and highly stylized masterpiece, featuring an unforgettable performance by Burt Lancaster, and directed by Frank Perry. It is based on the 1964 short story of the same title by author John Cheever. It follows a man’s delusional journey across suburban pools, which serves as a profound allegory for the decline of the American Dream, personal failure, and the loss of youth. A "suburban odyssey" that blends a dreamy, sunny aesthetic with dark, psychological undercurrents, it acts as a blistering satire of upper-middle class affluence, vanity and denial. The film is known for its dream-like, sometimes disjointed narrative, with some viewers seeing it as an interpretation of the descent into Hell."

@lporiginalg Ricky loves BB