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@Berks1k @SpoitR6 I mean the uncovered past was definitely unexpected but he leaned hard into the cheating allegations recently because he knew when they would do the pc check they wouldn’t find anything, which would lead people to know he’s js rlly good at the game, boosting his viewers.

@aus25428 @SpoitR6 "script" when it's just what it is? i mean ig bro?

MOODA CONFIRMED CHEATER?

@Rdrd22256 @SlatDontMiss I mean yeah jynxzi boosts everyone’s views but Rons still a top 5 streamer rn without Jynxzi

@SlatDontMiss Of course he loves jynxzi, he would have half of his stream ideas or viewership if it wasn’t for jynxzi

StableRonaldo shares that he had a talk with Jynxzi after the Sidemen Charity match ❤️ “I love Jynxzi bro, he’s such a great dude”

@RLEsports @NRGgg I’m assuming this is in game time. But does anyone know what the longest series was to finish. Like start time to end time, including tech breaks and timeouts.

THE SECOND LONGEST BEST-OF-7 IN RLCS HISTORY 🤯 49m 55s of Rocket League ends in victory for @NRGgg

@hduw29dh334583h @jorhdys You wouldn’t know since you’ll never have fame

@jorhdys That s what she says when she is planning to part away with you after she used to get fame and you longer helpful

I just want to see him succeed :((

@DidTinubuDie1 @aakashgupta “B-But brown cows make chocolate milk”

@aakashgupta Actually, the masturbation theory sounds more logical and interesting than this rubbish.

He wasn't masturbating. What actually happened to his body is significantly worse than any joke. When the fourth pyroclastic surge hit Pompeii, it arrived at 300°C. That's 572°F. The thermal human survival threshold is 200°C. This man died in a fraction of a second. His brain stopped before a single pain signal completed its circuit. What you're looking at is cadaveric spasm. It's a rare form of instant muscular stiffening that only occurs during sudden violent death by extreme heat. The 300°C surge cooked the proteins in his muscle fibers so fast that his body locked into whatever position it was in at the exact moment of impact. Arms, legs, fingers, toes all contracted simultaneously. 73% of Pompeii's victims were found frozen in "life-like" stances mid-action. Running. Crawling. Shielding children. This man was probably just lying down. The flexed limb position you're laughing at appears in nearly every Pompeii body. It's called the pugilistic attitude. Heat shrinks tendons faster than bone, curling arms and legs inward. Boxers after a fire look the same way. The position has zero connection to what the person was doing. Pure thermodynamics. For centuries, archaeologists assumed these people suffocated on ash. A 2010 study proved they were wrong. Researchers heated modern human bone samples to various temperatures, compared them to Pompeii victims, and found the color and cracking patterns matched exposure to 250-300°C. Death was instantaneous. There was "no time to suffocate." This isn't even his body. It's a plaster cast of the void he left behind. His flesh decomposed inside the hardened volcanic ash. In 1863, Giuseppe Fiorelli poured liquid plaster into the hollow cavity. What you see is the shape of absence. 9.4 million people looked at a man who was incinerated alive in a quarter-second and the main reaction was a punchline. The science of how he actually died is one of the most disturbing findings in modern archaeology.

@Suavese @NotchNetwork @GrimedAnt That’s not how anniversaries work, but im not expecting you to understand

Marlon told Sketch to ask him any questions on stream to prove he’s smart 👀😭 - Total continents: 6 - Biggest airport in the US: Indianapolis - How old is USA: 250 years - Biggest ocean: Pacific Ocean - Plane inventor: Michael Scofield

@NotchNetwork @GrimedAnt July 4th bud

@GrimedAnt America was founded in 1776 so it is exactly 250 years old

@liampbjray @TierZoo “I have lost just about 98% of my respect for you”

@TierZoo I have lost just about 98% of my respect for u knowing you willingly watched a mr beast video why would you do that to yourself 😭

ngl even though he was a disrespectful punk, I kinda respect Rakai for fully committing to being the first real villain of a MrBeast video.

@RLEsports @CheeseRL_ Yo I miss when players would be emotional in interviews like this. I swear it was so much more often in the past. Now everyone just wants to be nonchalant.

W @CheeseRL_ 🧀

@JorbyPls Dude was a steel wall

Chronic with top 5 behavior this weekend.

@fedoraantnation @gcindisguise Yeah last yr falcons played on raw instinct and this team just looks like 3 players reacting to each others plays

@gcindisguise its obvious the playstyles clash. dralii is too calculated and slower paced compared to the twins. just another case of superteams not working out

did falcons make a mistake when they kicked trk511 ⁉️

@PopRL786 @codyvRL Yeah that bracket is crazy tho

@aus25428 @codyvRL i mean they r a good team

Here are the NA Regional #5 Groups - @codyvRL

@blindforjunk @TavinSethi @miladycowgirl @Lytherian Seth + dell would only be 18000 pts

@TavinSethi @miladycowgirl @Lytherian Ok but can’t he be listed separately

They didn’t have to violate Bronny like this man 😭

@GeekayRL 🥲

BIG T #RLCS

@comaxsnomax @RapidRL Bro threw in a fun fact

@RapidRL IDK if this is a joke but thats why I'm 36, not married and no kids haha

@ZexRow @kabooms0203 @eternalrll You would never hit diamond in rocket league bud you weren’t even that good at your main game lmao

@kabooms0203 @eternalrll True, but I really don't think the mechanics were hard at all to learn even though they've obviously improved from when I've played. I think if I went back for a month and grinded, I'd easily hit the top 3 ranks, if not the highest rank.

Rocket league is harder to go pro. Rocket league is harder to start. Rocket league is harder overall. No bias. I’m the highest rank in both games. Anyone can earn camping & getting a few lucky kills spraying endgame. Unreal Rank - 5% of players SSL Rank - 0.03% of players Fortnite: - Cash cups - Victory cups - Divisional cups - Console cups - FNCS Rocket league: RLCS.

@kantozard Wait is over

show me a shiny pokémon that looks better than this, i’ll wait ☕️

@RLEsports Rise

Who is the most clutch player in Rocket League history? 🤔