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@gob_pile Right on. Is it pork sausage? Where do you get the pork?

@austineatingx Well the first thing was to shave some raw on top of some potatoes and sorrel from the garden we were eating that night. And each year I make batch of ramp sausage to freeze for the year as well as use them in a cream sauce for pasta. Beyond that we eat them everyday until gone

@olivegarden420 I heard you reply this in my head immediately after posting

@austineatingx life hasnt been giving you them

Why do I always not have lemons

@lofipod @Hell_Kitty I did leave my lemons at her place

@Hell_Kitty @austineatingx ctch*

@Hell_Kitty Damn I dropped it. 5 second rule

@nattybl0nde Where did you buy the garlic?

pretty good results from the lab tn

Richard Sibbes

@coolkidsfriend You're so hot

im becoming a yoga pants gold chain girly

@coolkidsfriend @focra @therealcbrad I'll be at the fest passing out Aura Boras to the squad

@focra @austineatingx same to @therealcbrad fest is aug 15-18 🔎

Worst behavior

@grahamjirvin Real shit

@coolkidsfriend I'll get you one, angel

@austineatingx i want one

@grahamjirvin I skipped over other new flavors to grab this. Green bean casserole seems like a troll. I almost want to walk back rn and find it

@grahamjirvin Also, no emulsifiers in it, so I knew before cracking it that it had no olive oil. Had to try it anyway. I'm gonna try it even if I know better. Oral stage for life

@grahamjirvin Not enough olive oil or "natural olive flavor" for me. But I was trying to psych myself up, sitting in DiBruno- I'm a Rittenhouse girlie! I like it simple! Tame Impala is playing! It didn't work. I need everything freaky or don't show it to me

@PatioBack Just relapse and post "Splurging splooge out of my big wingding" who's it gonna hurt

i miss shitposting. but you guys just couldnt handle it. couldnt be cool. think of all the dumb jokes i could be making right now. but no. instwad i just have to say "buy our books" like a good little nerd

@lofipod Oh was this 2018? Prob my fault I never got it

@lofipod I wonder if they sent me a pdf or a hard copy of that. I don't think I ever got it

Austin was a Shabby Reader! Holy shit