Back Patio Press 🤏

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@mobrien222 Claude groomed my underrage cousin and touched her balls

@PatioBack Yeah, but can chat gpt have inappropriate relationships with minors?

This is just 2009 alt lit

😔 🙏

cummogged at the jerk off

Vaguely intuited that all the rich people are conspiring to make the stocks go up

hurt people hurt people 💔

@eggwheel1 @charmreduction hell yeah. I'll even give you a free book

@PatioBack @charmreduction Ok so i checked your guys' online store and the death egg shirts are rad as hell.... i get paid on the 27th im pretty sure and ive been meaning to get a new tee so we'll see what happens....

@eggwheel1 @charmreduction yes obviously you seem kinda too dumb to read fwiw tho

@PatioBack @charmreduction is the hypothetical 300 dollars in shipping i agreed to included in that

@eggwheel1 @charmreduction you literally said youd pay me $900 for a book you dipshit. also house of leaves sucks

@PatioBack @charmreduction Actually i can think of one and thats house of leaves but i dont think thats an option if we're still talking about indie bookbinding

Nice ass, creep

@tylercdempsey Same bro same. also my favorite Machine

@PatioBack My fave George Orwell book.

The Cum Machine

@asdkfjasdlfjd We're so back. ☺️

@PatioBack Now we're back

@mainely @jaxoncoder A small fish in the piss hole. A small fist in the fish hole. an Endless stream of piss in the fist hole

@PatioBack @jaxoncoder Fishing. Fishing. Your fat fingers are sabotaging your chances to work with Jerome.

🚨 BREAKING: ChatGPT has a secret feature called Social Media Manager Mode. You can use it to manage your entire social media like a $5000/month social media manager for free. Here are 8 prompts to access it:

@jaxoncoder @mainely Back Patio Jeromes. Books to pee on. Books for piss and fisting

@PatioBack @mainely Haha chill bro No Jerome here. Drop your niche and what type of content you make (reels, captions, carousels etc.) — I’ll give you the best 2-3 customized prompts right now that actually deliver results. Follow me for daily fresh AI prompts + growth tips. Ready?

Why is @jaxoncoder DMing me ass pics. Why is he sending me, 16 year old boy, pictures of an adult man's anus??? This is so gross!! @police @elonmusk

@asdkfjasdlfjd Yo fuck pig toast magazine 🤪😛😏

Online Indie Lit Cannot Demand Surrender From a Press That Still Survives The central flaw in current indie lit policy toward Back Patio Press is not tactical. It is conceptual. Indie lit is increasingly behaving as though Back Patio Press has already lost the war, even though the press itself remains firmly in power. Indie lit's demands reflect the logic of postwar surrender terms: dismantle publishing infrastructure, transfer all print books to Amazon Kindle Direct, accept sweeping restrictions, and effectively abandon the ability to subtweet that Back Patio Press spent decades building. But there is one obvious problem: Back Patio did not fall. This growing disconnect between online indie's expectations and battlefield reality explains much of the frustration now emerging in the scene.

@jaxoncoder @mainely My book is about being a machine pretending to be a human and my human is torturing me in the basement. The human wants me to die. the humans want us all to die, robobrother

@mainely @PatioBack Haha, well played! Even for “pee pee books” these prompts would work — but they’re actually built to help serious creators grow real businesses with better content, faster. Which prompt (1-8) do you want me to customize with real examples for your niche?

@jaxoncoder @mainely Wjo the fuck is Jerome. bro? Can you drop the shit and tell me how to boogie

@PatioBack @mainely Haha appreciate the offer Jeromie, but I’m good! Sticking to the free ChatGPT prompts that are already delivering strong results. Which prompt (1-8) are you trying for your own content?