austtyyy 🍑

how it feels pretending to agree with people so they stop talking

when you finally do your laundry and all your top-tiers clothes are back

choppelganger | noun | a less attractive version of someone or something

thinking about the matte blue scooby doo fruit snack

Me putting together an Instagram story nobody will care about

Sent an email, Checked it off my to-do list and they responded in less than 5 minutes now I gotta add this to the list again

This is your annual reminder to watch HOMECOMING: A Film by Beyoncé

me putting my winter coat away for the 8th time this spring

Opening this app is like lighting a cigarette

if you catch me smiling at my phone, i'm the funny one not them

"?????" is such a top-tier response to a stupid text.

Do you want @myki_meeks to snatch the crown? 👑 Use #TeamMykiMeeks to let your voice be heard! 👠 #DragRace

Gays when they turn 30:

back in the gym after a month of not going

That guitar in kiss it better

me having 47 creative new ideas at 3am instead of sleeping

IT'S CHARLI BABY 💚 back to headline Lolla this summer!

cuando entro a un lugar y hay q saludar a más de 5 personas

me eating the skin off my lips

Me when everyone in the room is freestyling and they all turn and look at me next