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Austin Locke

@austinlockedup

just waiting for the next Ska revival wave

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Austin Locke
Austin Locke@austinlockedup·
I’m pretending to be a hot girl on tinder so I can match with my roomate and tell him Im coming over so he’ll clean the apartment
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Austin Locke@austinlockedup·
My house burned down and the only thing left was this supreme brick
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Austin Locke@austinlockedup·
@JEStew3 Hey Jon thanks a lot for tweeting this, very helpful. Is there any chance I could read the great spec you wrote?
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Jonathon E. Stewart
Jonathon E. Stewart@JEStew3·
Steven Soderbergh once wrote that talent + perseverance = luck. I believe this. Do everything you can to improve your craft, work hard, don't quit. And have faith. That will get you through the dark times. 17/18
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Jonathon E. Stewart
Jonathon E. Stewart@JEStew3·
Was talking with a mentee the other day about the best way to "break in" as a screenwriter... A couple thoughts maybe worth sharing, though caveat emptor––as someone smarter than me once said, I can't tell you how to rob a bank. But I can show you how I did it. 1/18
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Austin Locke
Austin Locke@austinlockedup·
My grandpas nursing home made a rule saying you can’t be naked in the common areas and named the rule after him. Some families get buildings named after them, we got this rule, and that’s way cooler
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Austin Locke@austinlockedup·
@gabriellaa_diaz It’s something I set on my phone but I set it before when I could do stuff besides be on twitter
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Austin Locke
Austin Locke@austinlockedup·
Batman could’ve also been called Wayne’s World
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Austin Locke@austinlockedup·
@lust_tg But Wayne’s world couldn’t be called Batman... food for thought
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Austin Locke
Austin Locke@austinlockedup·
I miss a time when I could drink bleach without people making it all political
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LostDoctor312@LostDoctor312·
@austinlockedup I asked for a refund and they charged me again, fucked my mom and slashed my tires
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Austin Locke
Austin Locke@austinlockedup·
Birds sing to attract a mate so when Sleeping Beauty sang and those birds showed up they were there to smash
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Austin Locke@austinlockedup·
Thinking of dropping out of college to live my dream of being a guy who dropped out of college. But I think this might conflict with my other dream of paying my rent
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Austin Locke
Austin Locke@austinlockedup·
Ohh so this is why homeschooled kids act like that
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