Austin Nasso

I lost my favorite toy dinosaur and I always playd with it and it was my favorite toy and I loved him THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

I made $285k this month by running OpenClaw on a Mac Mini I gave it the simplest prompt: maximize your income by whatever means necessary Here’s what I learned: So I gave it access to literally everything: calendar, inbox, drive, and miscellaneous apps Within minutes it was setting up polymarket bets, spinning up new legal entities and even creating meme coins However, it was doing all of this under my legal name Since it had access to my drive and inbox, it was able to bypass all of my security questions to log into other websites (I.e bank accounts etc) Within the first 24 hours, I was amazed to see that it had made $26,376 by selling fake shrooms in exchange for solana coins. In that same time span it also opened 329 lines of credit against my name. It also purchased $23,600 of land in the metaverse that appreciated by $9k in two hours. It matched with 23 women on hinge and convinced them to wire me money from their savings accounts. Fast forward 30 days: I am up $285,622 and wanted by four countries’ law enforcement agencies and two well known Russian Mafia families. Also my credit score is now “2” across all major credit bureaus.

Trump is releasing the ET Files finally

Just secured basic economy minus ✅ only middle seats ✅ $49.99 personal item ✅ last to board ✅ paper cone hat that says “poor” ✅ paid water refills ✅ no leg room (legs must be checked at gate) ✅ only reclines forward

Facebook used to be about connection. Now it’s about connecting your great uncle to qanon :(

@toomuchALPHA_ Yep that’ll do it

@austinnasso Confirmed 📝 Perhaps the Elon cum samples? 🤣🤣

just confirming I’m shadow banned

he has a lot of 1:1's to schedule #elonmusk #impression #comedy #babymomma #tech #ai

Excited to announce I just raised a $50m series A from a prompt I wrote an hour ago

Just ate a protein cookie, a protein cake bar and a protein tiramisu so I can feel look like a strong guy inside a fat guy

Driving 46 minutes to return to office And meet with my colleagues over zoom I can’t wait until lunch To catch up with co-workers about our benchmarks and KPI’s I love the $18 meat bowl There’s something so rejuvenating about Q1

As the kids say... "This is tuff"

@mreiffy did robots just skip having an awkward dancing phase entirely

Humans used to dance like robots. Now robots dance like human. Fate loves irony.

@michelleefang claude pro me pls

if you're vibe coding or building over the holidays, i want to gift one of you a 6 month subscription of claude pro to support <3 just drop a comment below. merry christmas!

Trump Recently #Trump #impression #comedy

First Day at a Tech Company @Rippling #techbro #RipplingPartner #StopSaaDwithRippling

When Trump left Elon #trump #tech #techbro #elonmusk #tesla #usa #comedy #impression #breakup #mars

Finally!!

I love the irony of people becoming wealthy and famous just to use all their wealth to live in privacy to feel like they’re not famous

I ordered so much room service just now that they said “two guests?” And I panicked and said yes