Austin piper

When you offer the person next to you some gum cause their breath smell like death but they say “nah, I’m good.”

Me listening to the good stuff by Kenny Chesney

@netflix just sent this notification to my phone.... y’all know something that we don’t?

When you thought 2020 was gonna be a good decade but it’s January 3rd and WW3 finna start

My man @KingHenry_2 arms lookin like anchor arms

Dogs are the best twitter.com/buitengebieden…

You vs the Kylo Ren they told you not to worry about

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Mission Impossible 10 but the movie is Tom Cruise trying to sleep on a flight

Votes count 2x today #ProBowlVote I appreciate every retweet

North Korea warns US to prepare for a 'Christmas gift,' but no one's sure what to expect wdsu.com/article/north-…

Nobody: Person posting their Spotify Wrapped(including me):”ArE wE sUrPrIsEd?”

Mood

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@NickMetler1210 BIG MOOD

Me trying to figure out how traffic happens

Mood 24/7

@Zv1EleVen @hhoskins43 I can hear this tweet

Gonna tell my kids this is Iron Man