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@Lagos044 @scopynation Duuuuuudeeee 😂😂😂😂😂

@scopynation The day wey my papa gimme blow Omo i nurse that arm for like 3 weeks😂 If i wan raise the right hand e go be like say something dey tickle my bone I go just burst laugh if I remember the scenario 😂😂

I remember that year I return from party the next morning, already rehearsing my next excuse 😭 My papa don already position for parlour. The man just drop cane for ground and say: If I use this cane, dem go say I bully you. Come, face me make we fight man to man😭

@Saintmickey07 The way you go start to dey avoid that girl ehh 😂

One I'll never forget was when I was feeling a little bit under the weather. My friend set up a chairs for me to sleep. A girl was making noise in the front row and I told her to please STFU, instead she started cursing. With rage I started chasing her. She was racing down the stairs and I knew I'm not going to catch up. I saw rock on the ground, picked it up and launched it at her. Fortunately for me it missed her and unfortunately for me it almost landed on the head of the most feared teacher with his bald head. I froze, I couldn't run cos he looked up and saw me. I asked me to follow him and I did. He entered the class he wanted to teach next and asked me to kneel down. Told one of the student's to go fetch his canes in the staff room. I knew am done for. But somehow the boy took longer than expected and after a while he asked me to leave and never try such again. I couldn't believe my ears, I was overjoyed. I can't ever forget that memory, even my friend remembers till date. If you read this till the end, you're going to make it in life don't give up on your dreams.

@Dearme2_ Na the relationship wey you go follow the big man build during that period be the prize 🏆

BROOOOO!!! God will literally sit you down and break you to humble you, then will isolate you to build you. then give you back everything 10x to prove to you he’s real and everything happens for a reason.

@MkoTheComedian People way dey fra

Naija girls go register for gym finish, kon dey find boyfriend wey get car 😭😅

@Secretblogger1X @5starbarber_1 That kain thing 😂😂

@5starbarber_1 her real boyfriend go just dey laugh anytime he see your tweets.😂

Berneese is still finer than u

@_Shobayo1 @Thebigsoll That kain thing 😂

@Thebigsoll U no go fess take the first year serious

“Just do one year in a Nigerian university, next year you’ll go abroad” Na next month I Dey graduate

@hustle_hard10 That's where demons like Merino and Olmo come in

This Spain team looks good on paper, perfectly balanced, tactically sound and disciplined. And I'm sure they'll do well also in the tournament, but there's a weakness no one seems to notice or they refuse to admit. Lack of depth in certain areas, especially forwards might cost them. Their best hope is that nothing happens to their starting Front three, even at that I believe there will be a match when they might need to bring in another attacker to shake things up and they might not be able to do so

@_justinkaycee @BackroadGee_ You get it... That's what I've been saying. Those Atleti matches were what will determine if barca will sign him, and he fumbled it.

@BackroadGee_ Bro that game was his Barcelona career decider, but he messed it up. I watched those games live and the moment I saw all he did in both legs, I knew it will take a lot for Barca to keep him on a long term.

If you tell me rashford was decent for Barcelona and Barca should have signed him cos of his goal contributions. I'll never take any opinion from you seriously ever again. Rashford is the major reason Atleti knocked us out of the champions League. Not even the red cards were able to stop us from qualifying. Blame cubarsi and Eric all you want but rashford did more damage than Eric & Cubarsi. We all watched that game and in my opinion Barca should not sign such a player and thank God they didn't sign him.

@OhiaFranci80137 @MrMekzy_ E for nearly meet creator

@MrMekzy_ If to say e reach 4 seconds na so you for see God 🙂‍↔️

I told my guy that i was hungry yesterday and he asked me to take out soup from the freezer so i can defrost. Immediately i opened it and reached for the plate, that was the last thing i remembered for like 3 seconds. Everywhere first blur, i stood there totally shocked wondering what happened. Only for this bagger lizard to come and ask me if it shocked me, i nodded. He now said “no vex abeg i for tell you to wear slippers before you open am”.😭😭

@fwdaniels Edit

my edit.

@fwdaniels E pain me gan . But we shall see green soon ❤️‍🩹🥲

both my edits from 39billion game had two cut. the win is closer i can feel it!!

@official_Gegeh These people dey whine us gann

Na beggars una dey arrest eeh, Wetin do band!ts ?

@Fikayofmars U're right. Same thing with Rashford. Those ATM games would have determined Radford's season but he played rubbish and wasted chances.

I’ll keep it simple. He has more shit moments in the moments we need him that in the moments we don’t. That’s how you get rubbished. I can tell you for free, if Ferran scored his chance vs Chelsea, PSG and others trust me he doesn’t have to be top scorer to get respect. Kudos to him for the tico goals and others here and there but simply put, the moments he picks to be shit are not it.

@DiianaD_ Lucifer

What movie first comes to your mind when you hear ‘Previously on’?🤔

@uglygrm Imagine make she just follow that way go meet creator 😂😂

one girl slap me today. As I rush her na so people gather me , men o, dem hold my hands begin dey beg me. I almost cried. I no talk again. I leave the girl , sit down like say e don end.. Omo na so I rush this girl eh, all her mouth na blood

@EmagnetTim The kind questions wey some of una dey ask, make God sha no vex put all of us for this app for hell fire 😂

How did Noah manage to inform the people of Africa, China, Ibadan and other parts of the world about the great flood ??

@dansatty @chaaliiykay @sammy__dray Eric Garcia suppose dey unsung hero

@chaaliiykay @sammy__dray 🏆 player of the season: Lamine Yamal ❌ flop of the season: Jules Kounde 💪 most improved player: Gerard Martin 👏 unsung hero: Pedri/Fermin 👕 signing of the season: Joan Garcia 🏠 keep this player : Joan Cancelo 👍: sell this player : Jules Kounde

barça fans now that the season is technically over.. let's do this. 🏆 player of the season: ❌ flop of the season: 💪 most improved player: 👏 unsung hero: 👕 signing of the season: 🏠 keep this player : 👍: sell this player let’s go

@bod_repuplic Honestly...20k will do

How much do you need for the weekend? Type a reasonable amount someone in the comment section will come through for you

@5starbarber_1 Sometimes i dey vex for people wey help you 🤦🏾

As a man, why are you not built like this??

@MkoTheComedian Sharp 🫴🏾

Yunno lie But if Yunno do pass ursef, yunno go feel ham too much