Autie

god this happened to my buddy Grape

@__apf__ I need the details on that knife!!!

my husband just showed me our newest kitchen gadget, Half A Cutting Board. Half A Cutting Board is perfect for slicing cherry tomatoes AND we now have twice as many cutting boards after putting the cutting board in the dishwasher on high heat

Every single episode of agents of the four seasons has me bawling

Do I miss college, or do I miss having friends within walking distance?

anime of the year

how it feels to focus on the flyers right now and pretend the phillies are on sabbatical

Big Weather strikes again, targeting 9-5’s by raining only the weekend

A manic mascot's notes app message has me ready to run through a brick wall

now I don’t want to speak too soon but the flyers…

When your social battery is dead but you see the biggest yapper approaching you.

sean couturier vs the penguins tonight

any minor irritation & i start having inner monologues like in death note

Flyers win!!! Take that penguins fans and… *checks notes* florence and the machine fans for some reason

jujutsuing on his kaisen

truthfully the PPA are the worst park jobs I’ve seen in the city

I guess I don’t need to work