Bill Jones

@mitchellvii Keep your current car as long as you can

𝗜'𝗩𝗘 𝗕𝗘𝗘𝗡 𝗜𝗡 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗞𝗘𝗧 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗔 𝗡𝗘𝗪 𝗖𝗔𝗥. I love my current car, but it's getting a little long in the tooth. From what I've seen out there, everything is basically overpriced crap. Also car dealerships are EMPTY - we're talking NO CUSTOMERS. If you buy anything new, you get 𝗔𝗕𝗦𝗢𝗟𝗨𝗧𝗘𝗟𝗬 𝗠𝗔𝗨𝗟𝗘𝗗 𝗢𝗡 𝗗𝗘𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡 in the first two years. I mean, you're insanely upside down from the moment you drive off a lot. Leasing can be better, but you're limited on miles. So now I have a choice. 1. Lease something new (I don't drive much so the miles don't really matter). 2. Buy used (2 years old, low miles, most of the depreciation is it already priced in). 3. Buy new (this is a hard no - depreciation is brutal). What should I do?

@it_unprofession Good luck finding those incandescent bulbs. If you find a reliable place to get them please let the rest of us know. I’m tired of the random 25 year life LED bulb playing opposite with me and being off when the rest are on and then on when the rest are off eventually turning off

Why do I need a firmware update to use my own living room? Three years ago, I decided my house needed to be a "smart home." I spent $800 on WiFi-enabled lightbulbs. This was a catastrophic mistake. Yesterday, the internet went out for ten minutes. My wife tried to turn on the kitchen lights using the physical wall switch like a Luddite. The bulbs factory reset themselves. Now they cycle through rave colors while emitting a high-pitched pairing frequency. I spent my entire Saturday trying to connect my kitchen ceiling to our router using a 2.4GHz band. I am a 52-year-old man standing on a stepping stool screaming at a lightbulb because my phone can't find its Bluetooth signal. Tomorrow I'm going to Home Depot to buy $2 incandescent bulbs. I want my house to be stupid again.

@theonecid Samsung - “we give you 7 years of updates” Also Samsung - “ it might take us 6 years to get one out but at least you’re covered”

One UI 8.5 is finally scheduled for May - for one device 😂 Unreal

@tarunvats33 Will let you know………if we ever get it

One UI 8.5 Users 👋 Be honest, Are you happy with One UI 8.5 so far? Yes or No 👇

@latestinspace Was last night Taco Bell night?

#BREAKING 🚨: Artemis II astronauts are now reporting a bad burning smell emanating around their toilet

@washghost1 Take a zip and zee

I can taste this picture

@DanClarkSports People can’t afford it anymore. The stadium is in a crazy traffic area no one wants to deal with that we deal with it enough daily for work. Everyone who could’ve afforded to go used up their stadium money paying for every streaming service instead. Major sports are over soon

𝗙𝗔𝗖𝗧: The Miami Marlins are an absolute embarrassment to MLB. Pulling a crowd of just 6,515 tonight is genuinely pathetic, and I don't give a crap about those who will argue, "But it's against the White Sox." This is a pro sports team in a city of 6.4M people (wider metro).

@techdroider Only if you don’t have an iPhone

What if Apple blocks AirDrop for Android with the next update? That would be hilarious 😆

@Rustavi And how long were the charging stops?

🚨 A former Tesla skeptic and her husband just did a full round trip in their new Model Y. Dallas to Orlando and back to Dallas. She expected charging stress and driving fatigue… instead, FSD + Tesla’s smart navigation did it all. Automatic charging stops with real-time availability, perfect route planning, and they barely touched the wheel. Pure relaxation. ‘Passenger princess’ mode the entire way. Zero stress, zero tiredness. That ‘aha’ moment is exactly why Tesla wins. To all the Europeans still waiting for FSD Supervised: this future is almost here. Approval expected any week now (Netherlands around April 10, EU-wide rollout this summer). When it lands, long road trips across the continent will never be the same. Safer, easier, and way more enjoyable. 🔥 #Tesla #FSDEurope #TeslaRoadtrip

@PlanetOfMemes The underside of that is CLEAN. Probably also a nightmare to work on having to remove all the panels that make it look so neat but nice work looks like a Hot Wheels.

Absolutely 💯

@GolfDigest He does have some back problems. If today was a bad pain day I could see him passing out on extra doses. But he should have had someone drive him if that were the case. Because that’s what all of us would do, right? 😏

Tiger Woods blew .000 on a breathalyzer test but refused a urine test, and was charged with DUI. According to the Sheriff’s Office, he showed signs of taking medications.

@dailydirtnap MLB and NFL are guilty of this. Done with all of it

Thanks, MLB, for putting baseball games on Netflix, Prime, Apple TV, Peacock, and The Dildo Channel, pretty much everywhere except the MLB network, because I enjoy paying for shit I can't watch. You may think this is a ruse to get me to subscribe to all this stuff, when in reality, it just makes me hate baseball. Well done.

@AlBuffalo2nite If you were the only one then you should play the lottery. Unfortunately, doesn’t seem as though you are that lucky.

Am I the only one who’s getting phone calls about an underwriting a loan that I never applied for?

@FloridaTropics1 Sooo….typical we aren’t sure but we will bet the averages announcement. Thanks for participating.

"AccuWeather" has released its 2026 hurricane season forecast.

@honeymoon250 A-10 Warthogs and FA/18 Hornets

What does your Country have

@MarindaVannoy1 None of it tastes the same. It all tastes like high frustose corn syrup because that’s all they use anymore in everything.

Is it just me, or do these no longer taste the same?

@MbarkCherguia Reassemble, Stephanie……Reasermble

Tell me? 😏

@MoparMike6T8 @lucyshow11 Susanna Hoffa got both 10th and 1st because there is no way she was 10th on this list so she must’ve been properly represented by being on it twice.

@lucyshow11 #1 ?

1980s had some beautiful female singers! 🔥

@REFLOG18 Light ‘em Up - Fall Out Boy

My son told me he has to pick his walk up music for this high school baseball season (I didn’t realize they still did this in HS😂) So…. give me your best suggestions for walk up songs. ⚾️

@CodeByNZ I’m just theorizing here but as a ‘Nix based OS did you try proper case sensitivity? Not that it is an excuse as search should just work but just an idea.

Not hating but Apple needs to fix this ..