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commented loudly on the strong smell of Vicks in the theatre at interval and realized some poor guy in front of us was shamefully putting his little inhaler away so then I felt I had to even more loudly talk up how much I love Vicks and wish I could smell it all the time

Im feeling bullish about my shit

Study a broad? Idt they like being called that

Fast walkers are more likely to know about omitted variable bias.

J’aime a ta die

a rain scented candle is fire doing a racist impression of water

proletarian = things i like bourgeois = things i dont like petite-bourgeois = things i really dont like value = price dialectical = my opinion materialism = when people do stuff commodity = luxury item scientific = i worship it

Think about the zomato swiggy guys who do more than 50 deliveries in a single day

Been noticing the sexual tension between Me and what I'm capable of

it is time

7 year relationship ended let’s see what all the hype’s about

Cant be in an orgy with u and stand on different sides

Sorry tumhare mazze liye mujhe mazza aata hai

@laundacrack Ghar pe hu babu

@autoslept sutte bache hai kya

Im gonna stop smoking except for when im around my parents

man i'm depressed, i wonder if laying in my bed on my phone all day will help

@eIIespecter What am i gonna do with that pinky toe he got

@autoslept Best we can do is dev bro take it or leave it

I gotta be a bad person tbh i probably have evil in my heart

@eIIespecter Ill take the avyukth with a dick since we’re dealing in hypotheticals

@eIIespecter Im gonna kms in front of you because you need the gpa boost

@autoslept Don’t overthink it bro it’s just bad tweet ideas in there