Jade ''Auxiliary Things'' Johnson

@goat13luffy @JLew1050 Wow. What an interesting way to announce you know nothing about basketball. 🤔

@JLew1050 Scottie "Bust" Barnes knows they're losing in 4 whether they're seen as underdogs or not 😹 surprisingly smart for such a simple minded below average player ✌️

Scottie Barnes was asked about going into the 1st-round series with Cleveland as significant underdogs. He said he had no idea. "That shit don't matter."

@mrpurpose0 @statmuse I predict this will age poorly, and MJ is my GOAT.

@statmuse StatMuse really said Cooper Flagg is averaging 48.0 PPG in April 😭 Bro played two games and they already got him leading NBA history ahead of MJ… Small sample size slander is incoming in 3…2…1.

Most PPG in April in NBA history: 48.0 — Cooper Flagg 30.5 — Michael Jordan

@mr_octoberrrr @Raptors Both of those dudes were already signed, bruh.

@Raptors Who? Bro this tell me everything i need to know jaden ivey and cam thomas available and we signing randoms they not trynna win this year💀

Welcome to the team, Tyreke Key 🤝

@ShamsCharania Abolish the lottery and use the G league for relegation. That's the best solution that will never happen but would be soooo good for the sport.

The NBA presented three comprehensive anti-tanking concepts to its Board of Governors on Wednesday, with modifications expected to each before a formal vote in May, per ESPN sources. 1. 18 teams in draft lottery (seeds 7-15 in each conference) – flattened odds, with bottom 10 teams having an 8% chance, the remaining 20% odds distributed in decreasing order for 11 through 18, and and a lottery drawing for all 18 picks. 2) 22 teams in lottery using 2-year record (seeds 7-15, plus the four playoff first round exits in both conferences). Lottery teams would reach a minimum win total floor in each season, such as 25 wins. If a team falls short of the floor, it gets slotted to meet the floor. Top 4 drawn as part of lottery, as is currently. 3) 18 teams in a "5 by 5" lottery – bottom 5 teams have equal odds for the top pick, with lottery formed for picks 1-5. Bottom 5 teams have a floor at 10; those that fall out of top 5 get sorted in a separate drawing.

@WorldWideWob Nah, that's still the Paul George/SGA trade for me. The Mavs will recover long before the Clippers.

Worst trade in professional sports history.

@death2likes @Maccaraps @Tithoou_phuu @michaelgrange Maybe jokes that have to have anyone be the "butt" justb aren't actually funny.

@auxiliarythings @Maccaraps @Tithoou_phuu @michaelgrange It's funny for men. It won't be funny to women because a woman is the butt of the joke

Scottie Barnes has been excused from Raptors practice today in Chicago today due to personal reasons. His status for game vs. Bucks on Sunday will be updated tomorrow.

@acdc113 @CP24 What the f🤬k kind of nonsense comment is this?

@CP24 🇨🇦Diversity

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@death2likes @Maccaraps @Tithoou_phuu @michaelgrange Yup. As I expected. Not a single funny thing was said. 🙄

@auxiliarythings @Maccaraps @Tithoou_phuu @michaelgrange Well normally men usually date women who are the same age or a bit younger than them. Dating a woman ten years older than you is unusual but also kinda funny because he'd rather date a white MILF over a young black woman. And he knocked her up in lightning speed

@treepointplay For real. I've been accused of being a homer many times. I said I thought they'd finish 4 or 5. After a 33 win previous season on the first upswing of a rebuild? Like, they're not machines lol

Raptor fans are hilarious. We never imagined a 46-48 win pace or cleanly making the Top 6 and now mans are upset that we will likely lose in the first round? Y’all raised the expectation from play-in tournament to the ECF? What are we doing bro lol

I've been busy with other things this season but still watching the #Raptors. I can't keep it in anymore. Sam and Leo both get on my nerves. But together!? They're driving me nuts. Like, they just sound like school yard bullies every time they talk about or to Wes. 😡

@death2likes @Maccaraps @Tithoou_phuu @michaelgrange Funny because....?

@Maccaraps @Tithoou_phuu @michaelgrange Not immoral, but funny

@NotoriousPunk23 What you're talking about with the Cavs was bad rosters, not bad organization. Not the same thing.

@auxiliarythings I'm a Cavs fan, my team absolutely gotten better through the draft over the years And before you give examples of the draft not working for certain teams. Yes I'm also aware of that for teams like Sacramento Kings. They don't get better because they have poor management

I've been wanting this for years! Do it! It's time!

@NotoriousPunk23 If you've been paying attention, bad organizations don't get better through the draft. Bad organizations should get better by being good organizations. Which has nothing to do with the draft.

@auxiliarythings Well I disagree. Bad organizations deserve to get better through the draft too. Rookies picking and choosing where they go is only gonna make things even more complicated imo

@NotoriousPunk23 We don't expect anyone else to let an employer decide where they work, why shouldn't rooke ballers have the same choice. As for Toronto, apparently you're unaware that they're the only franchise to ever win a championship without a lottery pick on the roster. I'm not concerned.

@auxiliarythings So you think rookies picking and choosing where they go is the answer? Lol Also I see that you're a Raptors fan. That would be disastrous for the Raptors franchise because rookies willingly wouldn't wanna go to Canada 🤷

@NotoriousPunk23 Yeah, heaven forbid they actually have to become good organizations to be good on the court, right? 🙄

@auxiliarythings Nah this is potentially disaster in the making especially for teams that aren't in big markets

@painsworth512 @Fullcourtpass @joevardon It's time! Next stop, after abolishing the draft... relegation league lol

@Fullcourtpass @joevardon .@auxiliarythings 👀

Adam Silver and his advisors would “seriously consider” abolishing the rookie draft and turning rookies in free agents if it is the only way to stop tanking, per @joevardon (nytimes.com/athletic/70468…)

I know I haven't posted much lately but I can't keep it in anymore. Leo and Sam are sooo annoying. They sound like high-school bullies. Like, constantly.

@KuKhahil I mean, dude WAS off the floor for 23 games and they won 44. So probably not many more or less than they did win.

Take Ausar off the Pistons last year, how many games do they win?

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