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My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. 🥰 As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic-looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one." To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bi*ch."

Erika Kirk in her Grief World Tour opening

the immediate “that’s a shame” lmaooooo how does she think of this shit on the fly she’s so funny i’m sorry but she is

that’s Victoria Coren Mitchell to you

this is so…😭

Me when I smell weed in public

“Christiam names have got really weird since Victoria become Queen ” That got me 😂 Those names are so weird btw😭

Unseen bloopers from THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA (2006)!

@DiscussingFilm This was done 30 years ago by The Last Kiss Goodnight, the best movie to do it.

Jason Statham will star in David Ayer's new film ‘JOHN DOE’. The film follows a man with no memory, no past & no name who soon discovers he was trained for a mission and is being hunted by the people who assigned him. (Source: Deadline)

23-year-old Marlon Brando's screen test for an early, unproduced version of Rebel Without a Cause in 1947

Jessie J is so humble that she didn’t even mention she won the show until someone had to ask her.

katy perry looking for her seat at the Coronation of King Charles III will always send me😭

ai como pode uma mulher com uma perna de arma ser tao cunt

I’m cracking up at them realizing a second after they say who

El momento en que el loro se detiene antes del drop me hizo reír mucho.

Mummies Alive! (1997)

“One of my top three husbands” is a lethal line. 💀 Could you actually be this cool with your ex?

I love people who are just naturally funny 😭

I do think it is mostly charming when celebs mangle lip syncs because frankly we should stop making them do dumb shit like this but when a king like Cranston comes through????

Remembering when a group of girls asked for a selfie with Wayne Lineker and mugged him off superbly 😝