avarimccain

one for the bird

when people text me “wya” i look around before i lie

An absolute monster

telling someone they need to eat a burger is just as hurtful as telling someone to eat a salad.

the sexual tension between me and falling off the face of the earth

be nice to someone today.

I'm out Of EVERYBODY WAY !! So I Shouldn't Be In Nobody Conversation

people gross me out

life after highschool wasn’t what I thought I couldn’t wait for

Don’t be wasting time askin how to say my name

spent the 4th w a smoke show

outsideeeeee

I ain't never met a hoe I felt like I had to compete w 🥱

I’m a low maintenance friend and I won’t see you often & I won’t text a lot, but when you need me, I promise I’ll be there & I’ll love you no matter what.

Fully wrapped console found its home.

Shut up. Work harder.