Ambivalent Sloth

@haveigotnews @RichardAyoade @AvaSantina @StephenMangan Richard Ayoade is a comedy void, neither funny nor unfunny. I skip every episode he hosts.

📺 Brand new episode hosted by @RichardAyoade with @AvaSantina and @StephenMangan tonight at 9pm on BBC One & iPlayer

@adamhuras How much NB taxpayer money went into that company?

SCOOP from me.... New Brunswick SMR company being sold for $11.5 million Pending sale is to Ontario-headquartered Nuclea Energy Inc., another start up in its infancy, Brunswick News has learned Details... 👇👇👇 tj.news/new-brunswick/…

@deAdder Who knew there were so many Republicans so blindly ignorant of their party's history of gerrymandering?

@WholesomeMeme Be vewy, vewy quiet, we'we fixing Wabbits.

@atrupar Are any of these anchors making less than seven figures?

Maria Bartiromo: "When I started my career, I put money in my 401k and I was advised, my mother told me, 'match it 100%, whatever your company puts down, match it.' And that's how I got to my first $1 million. I'll say it. That's how I got to become a millionaire."

@libsoftiktok @Aetna

Last week I randomly got a $9,000 bill for a hospital visit from last year. I called them up and they said my insurance decided not to cover it. Why? Because. .@Aetna can just decide they’re not interested in covering something and then you’re left with an inflated bill to pay out of pocket after the fact. This is in addition to a $2,000 bill that I already paid. They just don’t want to cover it despite me paying a monthly premium. Meanwhile illegals get free healthcare. Honestly fuck you @Aetna. I’m gonna do everything I can to destroy you.

@peggy_blair From Fox to CBS to laid off to "telling the stories I could not tell before". Her best days are so far behind her that she's got empty nest syndrome.

?? It is a criminal case. There is no discovery. And consciousness of guilt does not apply. Nice try though!

@acoyne Don't mind me, I just came by to see how many poiliettes and Trump bootlickers were triggered by this news.

Carney to attend European Political Community summit in Armenia next month | CBC News cbc.ca/news/politics/…

@CraigBaird I dimly remember there being a difference in how reusable the stubbies were compared to the American-standard bottles. Maybe that was just marketing.

For decades, The Stubby Bottle ensured that Canadians knew their beer was produced within Canada by a Canadian brewery. But in the 1980s, in the hope of boosting sales, the stubby was abandoned by breweries for the long-neck bottle. This is the story. 📸 LeShoppeVintage 🧵 1/8

@HouseofsalesJk @haveigotnews Individual results may vary.

@haveigotnews I thought you told jokes

A breakdown of what does and doesn't deserve scrutiny according to Keir Starmer: Does: Pensioner fuel payments, the previous government, disability benefits, the previous government, internet freedoms, Palestine Action, the Civil Service, the previous government  Doesn't: His own actions and judgements, Peter Mandelson's suitability for office, free football tickets

@TheoMoudakis @TorontoStar Penny pinching just got easier.

Please enjoy my cartoon for Wednesday's @TorontoStar

@peggy_blair The judge's thought process mystifies me. Did he need a telepath to scan the man's mind before finding his testimony non-credible?

@avenge_p Makes you wonder how many expert witnesses it would have taken to convince this judge or if he would have disbelieved them too. He accepted the accused's testimony he believed all of this fell within normal bounds and dismissed the independent evidence he had as unreliable?

Ungloved. No nurse in the room. An expert witness testified these examinations fell far outside neurological practice. Judge decides the expert witness's testimony has frailties and is biased and dismisses the testimony of 41 women, none of whom had ever met before the trial.

@DarthPutinKGB Lasted all of 16 minutes before somebody reverted it.

And academics says Wikipedia is an unreliable source.

@CraigBaird I found two copies years ago, neither with a full set of cards. Great game but a humbling one.

Thank you to Vanessa at Toastmasters for finding this board game Pierre Berton co-created for me. I’ve been searching thrift shops forever to find it!

@ChristopherHale Peter Thiel or the pope. My money's on the Antichrist being the one who has to coat his skin with vaseline to avoid drying out.

Peter Thiel calls Pope Leo XIV the “woke American pope.” He’s worried about Pope Leo working with a “woke American president like AOC” to create a Marxist “Caesar-Papist fusion.”

@weeklyworldnews Wait until they find out what they were promised were whoreds.

"We need to improve security. Will this do it? We hope so. These dragons can stop anything."

@MarioNawfal Private citizens hijack; governments board or seize, depending on current political alignment.

@acoyne They're always complaining about being shackled by ethics laws...

Don't threaten me with a good time... Former Liberal MP warns of unintended consequences to MP rights in Lobbying Act review: 'if we continue down this road, you know where it ends? Ankle bracelets for lobbyists' - The Hill Times hilltimes.com/2026/04/24/for…

Approach life with a cheery disposition. Like a tyrannosaurus rex with pompoms and full cheerleading outfit, roaring three times to excite a crowd of ceratopsians that have wandered onto his lawn.