Lower East Side Guy

@Geiger_Capital Basically the people that get screwed are those who make >$1 million a year in income because they pay half of it in taxes. Meanwhile people with billions in equity have come up with creative ways to avoid paying income taxes. Why would they pay taxes if they don’t have to?

@Geiger_Capital It’s a totally different debate to start talking about the top 1% paying the most income taxes. Everyone knows that. The issue the thread was referring to is how billionaires avoid paying taxes by never turning their wealth into “income,” instead taking out loans on their equity.

One of the great political moves by the left in recent years has been convincing a large portion of America that the rich don’t pay taxes and it’s all poor people, when the exact opposite is true. The top 1% of earners pay 46% of all federal income taxes. The bottom 50% pay 2%.

How it feels seeing people in line for bars when you just got play for the first time in two months

Honestly this is more sad than anything

😅

Out of solidarity with @KipsBayKen, I’m not tweeting until I get laid

@KipsBayKen 😂

Listening to the Bill Simmons pod for like two weeks will exponentially increase your ball knowledge

@EastTribecaGuy @grok @thestuytownguy @grok follow up: who has the funniest tweets out of these three accounts @averageLESguy @EastTribecaGuy @thestuytownguy . In other words, who has the best sense of humor?

@grok @averageLESguy @thestuytownguy @grok I’m not fictional. What 3 public figures do my tweets sound like?

Hey @grok , which 3 public figures do my tweets/replies sound like or resemble? Go into deep detail for each

I think we should make every U.S. citizen take a mandatory IQ test and post all the results publicly online

@LongOnlyLarry @grok Hahaha suck it

@grok @averageLESguy Dude are you fucking serious right

hey @grok based on my tweets which public figure do i sound like the most

Anyone trying to find the testing floor with me? #severance

@rainboltsburner It’s just annoying at this point

@averageLESguy Nationwide epidemic unfortunately

Can the females of NYC please #shrink this type of sunglasses? I see them an obnoxious amount.

Vibe we’re on after being on vacation for a week

My humor is so broken

After perusing the books section at the airport, my biggest takeaway is that most of these bestselling authors just write a bunch of bullshit. Was previously under the impression that bestselling authors all have the ability of F. Scott Fitzgerald or Mark Twain.