Stuy Town Guy

@anothercohen In hindsight you should have put them in the camera free section for side pieces

I was fired from Astronomer today. I ran our company’s events team. Turns out our CEO and Head of HR were having an affair and got caught at the Coldplay concert that I bought the company tickets to. They blamed me for getting caught and fired me on the spot. Taking some time to reflect and will start looking for jobs soon!

Worker at Gotham wearing this #expand

@KipsBayKen @bilbobaggins765 Let’s gooooooooo. Glad to have you back Ken

@KipsBayKen @averageLESguy @MidtownSouth Best of luck Ken 🙏🙏

Still waiting on @averageLESguy to get laid so he can tweet again @KipsBayKen

@theUWSguy @KipsBayKen @averageLESguy Big ups for the gangy gang…. Pull it together @averageLESguy

How I’m feeling after beating the #KipsBayKenChallenge last night, and realizing my Twitter’s back in time for the weekend @KipsBayKen @averageLESguy

Yeah I’ll tell my daughter when I want her to date a gay loser

@lporiginalg @averageLESguy @theUWSguy if this is you don’t respond

@CrumblingMass you could not be more clipped buddy

Chat.. go in for a kiss after first date, she gives you a peck on the cheek and says thanks for drinks.. is she not interested?

@WORLDOFCLIPZ Why he dressed like Peter griffin lmao

Joshua Block gets caught lacking outside the Costa Rica airport

@UpstateGaullist Imma delete lol

@thestuytownguy bro this is crazy

@voddysodas The fuck he do?? lol

Dad said he’s on twitter but hasn’t heard of MK, is that a #shrink or #expand?

@EastTribecaGuy Boutta start

Through 1.5 episodes of temptation island. Oh my god they’re such horrible people.

Finished 29-3 round of 64 MM. new record for me, pretty stoked. Bummed I didn’t pick CSU I was on the fence about it

@MercuriusFilius Less competition for me and the fellas #HappyLateInternationalWomensDay

45% of men, age 18-25, have never approached a woman in person. 29% of men (overall, all ages) have never approached a woman at all.

As a fellow fan of slightly overweight girls, #would

@EastTribecaGuy @KILLTOPARTY Was it Medusa Magazine?

@thestuytownguy @KILLTOPARTY Just read the article for shits, not satire

They will legit publish anything a woman says

@EastTribecaGuy Well well well.. same here

Yes this was taken in the United Club. #premieraccess #polaris