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@GuntherEagleman Dear Gunther, No one wants to hear your communist political takes. Thank you for your attention to this matter. Sincerely, Anyone with an IQ above 10..

Dear Olympic athletes, No one wants to hear your political takes. Thank you for your attention to this matter. Sincerely, ALL AMERICANS.

@RedfearnsTake @NickAdamsinUSA You're as big a liar as Nick.

@NickAdamsinUSA We just saw it at an afternoon matinee in Tyler Texas and it was sold out. Great documentary

I am settling in for a showing of ‘Melania’ and the theater is PACKED! Earlier, a bystander asked if I was heading in to see Avatar, and I stopped dead in my tracks. “Avatar? No, son,” I curtly replied. “I don’t watch woke movies. I’m here to see the groundbreaking documentary about our incredibly talented First Lady.” The man’s two little girls began jumping up and down, pulling on his sleeve, and begging, “Daddy, we want to see Melania!” “But. But…” he stammered, “I thought you girls wanted to see Zootopia 2?” “No, no, NO,” they said, now nearly shouting. “We want to see Melania!! She is the most beautiful First Lady EVER.” Their father was scrambling, stressed out, and disoriented. “Girls, I’m afraid you aren’t the only ones who are captivated by President Trump and his beautiful wife,” I said, kneeling to get on their level. “Virtually everyone in this theater is here for the 7:30 PM showing, and it’s been sold out for days.” Tears began to well up in their eyes. “But…” I said in a hushed tone, “I happen to have a few extra tickets with me, and I’d like you and your dad to have them.” They jumped for joy and began hugging their father. He looked relieved as he wiped the sweat off his brow with a smile. I handed him the tickets and pulled him close. “Raise these girls right,” I whispered. “Teach them to be classy conservative women of faith like Melania, don’t let them become like Meghan Markle. Capisce?” He hugged me and thanked me profusely. “What are you going to do now?” He asked. “Don’t worry about me, son,” I told him, with a twinkle in my eye. “I’ve already got tickets to the next showing.”

@NickAdamsinUSA You're such a liar.

@SEANRYA17583867 @NickAdamsinUSA You're as big a liar as Nick is.

@NickAdamsinUSA My wife and I waited in line for 4 and 1/2 hours yesterday to get into the theater. We were so happy, until these three antifa, liberal , Democrat, domestic terrorists kept talking and impeding during the whole film. My wife cried so hard, I had to take her to the hospital. 😓

Just walked past Orange Theory on my way to pick up a hot black coffee and overheard half a dozen college women chatting about ‘Melania’ after their workout. They were enamored with the First Lady’s class, humanity, and business acumen. “I, like, didn’t know she was so smart,” one of them said. “Period sis,” another chimed in, “I knew she was beautiful but I had no idea she was so talented too. Slay queen!” “I didn’t realize President Trump was such a good husband,” said another, as the rest nodded in agreement. “The media just lies about him so much. He’s actually such a gentleman.” In hushed tones, they all admitted that they can no longer trust the liberal media or the Democrat party. I think this film just secured the female vote for the GOP in the midterms.

@NickAdamsinUSA LMAO! You're such a liar.

@C_3C_3 And dumbass Republicans swallow anything Trump says. You support Communism over Democracy.

Democrats always side with other countries over America. Dems sided with Iran Dems sided with Haiti Dems sided with China Dems sided with Mexico Dems sided with Canada Dems sided with Somalia Now they’re siding with Venezuela. No matter the dispute. They just hate America.

@SaraElyse128 Are you really missing anything by staying in?

@gerrydulac You need to grill Tomlin after this game! But I know no one in the PGH media has the short ones to do it.

It’s empty (and wet) now at Huntington Bank Stadium…

@AbbySchnable Absolutely embarrassing. No excuse for Pitt not to win this game. Nardummy should be fired immediately.

FINAL: #Pitt 17, ECU 23 Rasheem Biles was a star and did everything right, but the offense was sloppy. The Panthers had five turnovers that the Pirates scored 13 points off of. Pitt finishes the 2025 season 8-5.

@dudeman2266 @Pitt_FB That's coaching.

@Pitt_FB Genuinely don’t think I’ve ever seen a group of human beings be this collectively stupid. Down 2 scores and they’re standing there fake snapping and letting the playcock run below 10 every play. Seriously mind blowing

Butkowski converts from 21 yards 🙌 Pitt 17, East Carolina 23 (1:27 4th)

@normmininger @Pitt_FB When you have the worst head coach in D1 football that's how.

@Pitt_FB How are you going to lose to a team that had their offensive starters opt out?

@Pitt_FB WHAT A FUCKING EMBARRASSMENT!!! FIRE NARDUMBZI NOW!!!!!!!!!

@joesobocinski @Pitt_FB @MilitaryBowl @ACCFootball @ThePantherPitt @PittTweet Watching this performance today, the bowl people got it right.

@Pitt_FB @MilitaryBowl @ACCFootball @ThePantherPitt @PittTweet An intriguing match up against a surprising upstart ECU squad kicks off in less than 2 hours. Although i believe the Panthers deserved a top 20 opponent in a prime time bowl, I am eager to watch this contest nevertheless.

It’s gameday in Annapolis! 🎳 🆚 East Carolina ⏰ 11:00 AM 📺 ESPN pittsburghpanthers.com/fbgameday

@GeneAWitt @Pitt_FB @MilitaryBowl @ACCFootball @ThePantherPitt @PittTweet Nardumbzi IS that dumb.

@Pitt_FB @MilitaryBowl @ACCFootball @ThePantherPitt @PittTweet Apparently, the ECU defensive coordinator is calling the plays for Pitt's offense on 3rd and 4th down because there is no way anyone from Pitt could be dumb enough to keep calling these running plays between the tackles over and over again.

@Pitt_FB @MilitaryBowl @ACCFootball @ThePantherPitt @PittTweet What a poorly coached team! 🤣🤣🤣

@GodlyNations Low IQ's

What do Republican women have that Democrat women don’t?

@Pitt_VB Yeah, they'll be back. To CHOKE AGAIN.

To the best fans in the country. Thank you for all your support this season 💙 We will be back.

@MAGAVoice And absolutely NONE of that is true.

BREAKING 🚨 Donald Trump just posted fact after fact on WHY he is the BEST President America has ever seen - Works the longest hours - Stopped 8 Wars - Saved MILLIONS of lives - Created the GREATEST Economy - Brought business’s back - Rebuilt the Military - Created the Largest Tax cuts - Largest regulations cuts - Closed a very open Border - Created an “Aura” around America - Gets Perfect scores on Medical exams Here’s PROOF on why Donald Trump is the BEST Share this with anyone who says otherwise

@carollambert3 @AndrewPollackFL Was Musk in charge?

@AndrewPollackFL Electronic voting machines were used. Can not rule out fraud.

Miami has fallen to the Democrats what a sad day for our country

@disinteres_dl @AndrewPollackFL And your proof of that is what? Whatever Fox and Newsmax tell you?

@AndrewPollackFL It was already a very sad day when thousands of migrants from Haiti, Venezuela, Cuba, Puerto Rican, Mexicans, etc. were allowed to pour into Miami. Worst of all, many of them came from New York recently. All voting for the same shit they left.