Abhinav Verma

Noah (24th Feb 2010 - 29th may 2025) The goodest boy, the best boy. Still remember him 6 months old eating all the diwali sweets and then having to take him to the vet because he obviously fell ill.

@himanshustwts @ohryansbelt tbf them doing cluely's auditing is poetic

@ohryansbelt they fucked really bad with cluely, wisprflow and even lovable lmfao

Delve, a YC-backed compliance startup that raised $32 million, has been accused of systematically faking SOC 2, ISO 27001, HIPAA, and GDPR compliance reports for hundreds of clients. According to a detailed Substack investigation by DeepDelver, a leaked Google spreadsheet containing links to hundreds of confidential draft audit reports revealed that Delve generates auditor conclusions before any auditor reviews evidence, uses the same template across 99.8% of reports, and relies on Indian certification mills operating through empty US shells instead of the "US-based CPA firms" they advertise. Here's the breakdown: > 493 out of 494 leaked SOC 2 reports allegedly contain identical boilerplate text, including the same grammatical errors and nonsensical sentences, with only a company name, logo, org chart, and signature swapped in > Auditor conclusions and test procedures are reportedly pre-written in draft reports before clients even provide their company description, which would violate AICPA independence rules requiring auditors to independently design tests and form conclusions > All 259 Type II reports claim zero security incidents, zero personnel changes, zero customer terminations, and zero cyber incidents during the observation period, with identical "unable to test" conclusions across every client > Delve's "US-based auditors" are actually Accorp and Gradient, described as Indian certification mills operating through US shell entities. 99%+ of clients reportedly went through one of these two firms over the past 6 months > The platform allegedly publishes fully populated trust pages claiming vulnerability scanning, pentesting, and data recovery simulations before any compliance work has been done > Delve pre-fabricates board meeting minutes, risk assessments, security incident simulations, and employee evidence that clients can adopt with a single click, according to the author > Most "integrations" are just containers for manual screenshots with no actual API connections. The author describes the platform as a "SOC 2 template pack with a thin SaaS wrapper" > When the leak was exposed, CEO Karun Kaushik emailed clients calling the allegations "falsified claims" from an "AI-generated email" and stated no sensitive data was accessed, while the reports themselves contained private signatures and confidential architecture diagrams > Companies relying on these reports could face criminal liability under HIPAA and fines up to 4% of global revenue under GDPR for compliance violations they believed were resolved > When clients threaten to leave, Delve reportedly pairs them with an external vCISO for manual off-platform work, which the author argues proves their own platform can't deliver real compliance > Delve's sales price dropped from $15,000 to $6,000 with ISO 27001 and a penetration test thrown in when a client mentioned considering a competitor

@TweetinderKaul 😂

@averma12 Like Howard's robot arm from BBT

I completely agree with this. This case is an utter travesty. Magistrates are the most mechanical limb of the system.

@himanshustwts This is the non crypto hacked deedy right? Is yes, awesome.

Dude

@Prithvi10_ The players are getting injured boss and kuch bhi bana do

In the long run, the BCCI will have to think about IPL owners investing in other leagues. Even if you’re playing in two leagues a year, you’re getting paid decently. No overseas player wants to spend over 10 weeks in the heat of April and May, dealing with AQI levels of 250–300, traveling across the country, and attending hundreds of media programs and photoshoots in addition. Shortening the IPL and increasing base prices could be a solution. With still 8 days to go, there are already over a dozen players pulling out or becoming available only after the first two weeks.

@Hum_Nayab @sreemoytalukdar It's not coming next week though

@sreemoytalukdar What the hell is happening with exploration in the Andamans.... Now would be a good time to start drilling like crazy there and possibly find some gas and crude.

India is trying to look for alternative sources, including Russia, as the MEA spox said Thursday, but replacing Qatar won't be easy. Tough times ahead. I have confidence in the leadership that a way will be found.

Ya I don't think its changing as long as Rob key and Brendan mccullum are at the head

@poserarcher Indian casuals. Ye kaunsa team hai

Really wanted indian casuals to find out about the amazing Jack Edwards but sadly he is ruled out 😭

@shantanugoel Yes. But what's the major advantage

You might have noticed AI companies are snapping up companies developing in rust and zig for tooling!

@Pivot2Centre Where are the first in my bloodline folks now

This seems like 1929 and 1973 happening together. Another once in a lifetime event. Maybe the 4th or the 5th in my adult life

@ManCity @KevinDeBruyne 100 goals and 100 assists plus league bro

👑👀

@Pivot2Centre This was always the end goal. To be a net exporter and you get jobs back

The funniest thing is when people claim US empire will die and countries with natural resources will rise up again. US is now the largest natural resource country in the world. Whether it is crude or LNG, it is right at the top. With Canada expected to be aligned, that’s just too many resources for too few people

@kritikatwtss Log shaam ko nikal jaate hai office se

I genuinely don’t get how people are this free to watch Dhurandhar on a weekday… like what life are y’all living 😭

@abhishekcode42 It's a known fact with some of his controversial guests last year

@averma12 Guest could make it official potentially after fall out

Btw I heard that their podcast take paid guests too, like they will literally take money, don't disclose it and let guest use their platform. Are these claims true with some solid proof or rumors to destroy their brand. If they took money frok even person to be on their podcast, then whole authenticity is literally 0

@ErikaMorris79 Baz will be like, will golf balls help

Shubman Gill did suggest the solution to the County Cricket ball shortage back on the summer

@MalhotraSaurabh They didn't listen

Shubman Gill had wisely asked Zak and Duckett to grow them before this difficult situation arose.

@tds122 Too scuffed up to reverse. Take the second new ball

Had this old chap at work for ages . Just went & bowled the f'kr . Did a mock forward defence . Never gonna to get rid of this bug am i ffs ?

@Fancricket12 Wait what about Matt Henry

Csk and their death bowling now...

@vinayakkm But can your lungs handle it

AQI just 54 in Noida. Tears in my eyes. And not due to air quality.