Avi Klein

@oakzoo A!

Help us give this rescued tiger a name! We’re excited to share our “short list” of names for this sweet 8-month-old rescued female tiger. Vote for your favorite in the comments: A: Marah B: Adora C: Lily Vote by midnight tonight! We’ll tally up votes across all of our social media platforms, as well as from a panel of Zoo staffers, and announce this cub’s name tomorrow morning 🐯 📹: Keeper Nikki

@DBashIdeas @18forTY This was excellent but the video has a photo of the wrong Samuel Johnson. You want this guy: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_Jo…

A new video series on @18_forty: ✨ Show & Tale✨ We’ll take you inside some of the great Jewish libraries—both public and private—to explore the books and treasures of Jewish history. @hchesner graciously invited us to see the Jewish treasures of Columbia University. 💕📚💕

@RenardFantastiq so sad, so sorry to hear this.

This young man and my son played lacrosse together. A 16-yo suicide. Jesus. deathobits.com/2022/03/30/cha…

@Badchonews You might learn this at a mesivta.

lol anyone else get confused with a mitzva and a mivtza? All Jewish males have a mitzva of tefillin and there is a mivtza to help them do that mitzva

@SpencerPI Give us all a geolocate challenge!

Maybe I will pull up blinds for full fence view….

New office in new apartment very tomb-like. Maybe the funereal ambience will spark productivity.

@Mottel @MyTechTribe My old shul in Berkeley, Beth Israel, tried to do this years ago but found it cost-prohibitive. google.com/amp/s/forward.…

If we ever build a big @MyTechTribe Chabad house, I hope to incorporate elements of the Wooden Synagogues of Eastern Europe. It's part of a beautiful Jewish design aesthetic that's been largely lost.

@maimonides_nutz It's discussed in detail in this fantastic book: amazon.com/Rosenberg-Any-…

nypost.com/2021/11/02/fak… What's the end game for these guys? One day, while learning the daf, the guy is going to say, "nu, the gemara is taka unfair on Yeshua Ha'notzri"?

@DBashIdeas When she's feeling sad And returns from Moab That's a Mara

When your child comes back home With Noah’s ark made of foam That’s a morah

@TheTonightSho My seven year old daughter loved the original book. amazon.com/Lisa-Lottie-Er…

the reason the parent trap is so good is because it’s a romantic comedy and a family comedy at the same time, and it manages to be both things really really well.

@WallAlix @jewishsf Such a sweet man. He placed great spiritual significance on the imagery of Hashem clothed in light from Psalm 104.

@maimonides_nutz Go to The Kitchen. They go nuts for it there.

@aimhumor We are your pet and you are our owner. We are your doggy and you are the dog food provider.

I'm sorry what

A few months ago I gave Jackie Mason a hard time because of his racist humor. Now Mal Z. Lawrence, another old time Jewish comedian is dead. I never heard of him but what do you know? He's got a similar act, doing racist ethnic dialect. youtube.com/watch?v=XG9ZZE…

I just told a rabbi that the word lobster comes from the Hebrew phrase "lev b'seter" -- hidden heart -- and he believed me.

The Sunday shows know that nostalgia sells, which is why 20 years after 9/11 you can still find @LindseyGrahamSC on one of the networks calling for more war.

Lot's of sympathetic Jew-spotting coverage of the last Jew in Afghanistan, but it turns out the reason he won't leave for Israel is that he's a get-refuser! I bet the Taliban could get one out of him. jweekly.com/2021/08/27/aft…

@DBashIdeas stopthetalking.org

Confessions of a shul-shusher.

One would think he wouldn't be straight in either case.

But aren't we imagining a virgin teenage boy living in a gender segregated culture and being super shomer nagia?

#DafYomi where the rabbis discuss whether a groom marrying a virgin is exempt from Shema is absurd. Who is trying to get out of saying it?