@awejones

The Reverend Mother of the Bene Gesserit is WEAK on Crime.

When my husband tells me how much he spent on “a little treat”

Did Sydney Sweeney start method acting for her role as Cassie in S1 of Euphoria and just never stop?

Cars ride at Disneyland includes a pre-Unification map of Italy, suggesting that Guido and Luigi are Neapolitan reactionaries who oppose the Risorgimento, presumably led by Caribaldi

our pasta is measured in centuries, call that penne gesserit

I know who may have started it

counting cards at the tarot reading

Woke 3 is gonna hit like a CAT 5 hurricane.

at the antique store touching a bunch of stuff then rubbing my eyes

Hey, sooo, is anyone ever gonna address the mass religious psychosis in the US?

Why does one of them look aligned to center and the other looks aligned to margins?

Body count back to zero He died for our sins

You used a Framer portfolio template made by someone else to show you’re a designer.

have a seat

How Italy can be so gay and so homophobic at the same time is beyond me

telling my 6-month-old son “it’s all corrupt girl”

how it feels networking with someone who has the career you want

overheard a new insult: you have a short context window 💀

I cant flirt for shit I just called him bro