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Nobody cheats like slim men , those pencils wants to fit every where 🙄

@_1alfred Yup....u r right

Never let a mf make you crazy. move on.

@sad_girliee Dont be stressed sis. I am here with uh 🩵

mentally fighting for my life, but yeah sorry let me fix my attitude for you.

The Wife isn't happy 💀

@plzhelpme0377 Thts good

@awkybie Yeah I'm But Ig I'm in good height.

Nobody cheats like slim men , those pencils wants to fit every where 🙄

@plzhelpme0377 That mean you're too slim

@awkybie Lie. I never cheated and never would.

@Wtfyrw Hehe .. You got my point 😅😂

Slim guys out here doing the "insert anywhere" speedrun 😂

Imagine disrespecting me and weird stuff just start happening to you 😭😂

@L_r720 Everything like what ?

I want to try everything.

@Rexnn3 Hehe ..good fr uh . 😅

@awkybie At least I'm not slim🤧

@Thorin309433 Hahahahah.....

@awkybie What

@Abdulghafarmus2 Hehehe...

@awkybie Wtf 😭

@Fiances_ @sad_girliee That backflip was wild 😂 straight out of a movie mid-chaos.

Not the backflip mid fight😭??

@sad_girliee Thnkew sis 🩵

@awkybie Aw thank you so much same to you

Good Morning ☀️ Let’s have a great day today. What’s your plans?

@MarkOyakhamoh @iGreenGod True, the loudest advice often comes from those who need it most. 😂

Almost everybody you meet has an advice you know they don't take.

@pentabutabu Haha, 最高の「痛恨のミス」😂 仕事のミス聞かれて夫婦ラブラブエピソードぶっこむの、めっちゃわかるわ。 若手「仕事でお願いします」って冷たいツッコミがキレッキレすぎる！ 危機管理能力は家庭でフル稼働してる証拠だね。

飲み会で若手に「今までで一番ヒヤヒヤしたミスってなんですか？」と聞かれ、 妻に「あれ？ネイル変えた？可愛いね」 って言ったらむすっとした顔になって 「気付くの遅いよ！昨日からなんですけど！」と言われてしまい、とっさに「顔ばっか見ててごめん」って言ったらギュン！ってご機嫌になったことかな と答えたところ、「仕事のエピソードでお願いします」とコメントをいただくという痛恨のミス

@Justtdavid_ @ezikeakunnaya True, perspective changes everything. You're not worthless—someone out there is probably quietly rooting for you more than you know. Keep going. 💪

stop thinking you are worthless, there are still people out there who idolize internet celebrities

@FromN5_ @simplymorgn Exactly. The anger police only show up when *you* react, never when they poke the bear. Double standards suck.

so i’m not allowed to get angry, but everyone else is allowed to do things they know will upset me and then make excuses for it? lmao

@AkpiSpeed True talk Akpi 🔥 Money wey never land no be your own yet. Many of us don learn the hard way 😭 No dey budget ghost funds!

Don’t make plans with money that hasn’t hit your account yet.

@ShuAminu13439 @ikpe001 Guard your heart next time, it’s precious.

Got attached too quickly 🥺