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With Trump's Board of Peace launching in Washington today, here’s my personal hot take: It’s not really about peace. It’s first of all about cleaning up one side’s mess (we all know whose) with Orwellian branding on top. Thoughts in my first X article: x.com/axeexcess/stat…

2 weeks to flatten the closure. 😂

DJT and JD are fighting on the DL. 😅

🕊️ Chuck Norris has died at 86 Chuck Norris, the unbreakable martial artist, Hollywood action star, and cultural phenomenon whose larger-than-life persona inspired generations of fans and an entire internet meme empire, has died. He was 86. Norris passed away Thursday morning in Hawaii after being hospitalized for a medical emergency, his family confirmed. He was surrounded by loved ones.“It is with heavy hearts that our family shares the sudden passing of our beloved Chuck Norris,” the family posted on social media. “While we would like to keep the circumstances private, please know that he was surrounded by his family and was at peace. He lived life with faith, purpose, and an unwavering commitment to the people he loved.” Just 10 days earlier, on his 86th birthday, Norris had posted a characteristically upbeat video from Hawaii, playfully “leveling up” and declaring he doesn’t age — he levels up. The news of his passing comes as a shock to fans who viewed him as invincible. Born Carlos Ray Norris on March 10, 1940, in Ryan, Oklahoma, he grew up in a modest household before joining the U.S. Air Force in 1958. Stationed in South Korea, he began training in Tang Soo Do and earned the nickname “Chuck.” After his discharge, he opened martial arts schools in California and quickly became a tournament champion, winning the Professional Middleweight Karate title and retiring undefeated in 1969. He held black belts in karate, taekwondo, Tang Soo Do, Brazilian jiu-jitsu, and judo, and even founded his own system, Chun Kuk Do (later known as the Chuck Norris System). Norris’s big-screen breakthrough came opposite Bruce Lee in The Way of the Dragon (1972). He went on to dominate 1980s action cinema with hits including Missing in Action (1984), The Delta Force (1986), Invasion U.S.A. (1985), and Lone Wolf McQuade (1983). From 1993 to 2001, he starred as the no-nonsense Texas Ranger Cordell Walker in the long-running CBS series Walker, Texas Ranger, which became a global phenomenon. Beyond the screen, Norris was a devoted family man and philanthropist. He was married to Gena O’Kelley since 1998 (his first wife, Dianne Holechek, passed away in December 2025). He is survived by five children — sons Mike and Eric, daughter Dina, and twins Dakota and Danilee — as well as 13 grandchildren. Through his KickStart Kids program, he brought martial arts to at-risk youth for decades, and he was a vocal supporter of veterans and Christian causes. Tributes from Hollywood, the martial arts community, and fans worldwide are pouring in. From Bruce Lee’s former students to former co-stars and everyday fans, the message is the same: the man who once seemed unbeatable has finally laid down his roundhouse kick. Rest in peace, Chuck. The world just got a little less tough.The family has asked for privacy as they grieve.

@Parodyjeffx Lebanon? More like Lebasednon. 😅 Le Based Anon. The Based Anons. 👀

Israeli President Isaac Herzog tries to justify mass killing in Lebanon by holding up Hitler’s Mein Kampf, claiming it was found inside many homes there.

Lebanon? More like Lebasednon. 😅 Le Based Anon. The Based Anons. 👀

Now do the White House.

One wonders why Netanyahu used the analogy of Jesus Christ and Genghis Khan instead of something like David and Goliath. One wonders...

Huge time-saver. Highly recommended app.

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"Where have we heard this before?" Answer: China and Elon.

@NickSzabo4 The US has no way of isolating the theatre. China and Russia can supply Iran with whatever they want via Central Asia and the Caspian.

We went from no new wars and deep state arrests to new wars and arrest Tucker Carlson.

Joe Kent was like "we're fighting this war for Israel" and Trump cultists responded "traitor!" and then an hour later Trump was like "these fkn Israelis keep blowing shit up we didn't agree to" And they still can't figure out that Joe told the truth!? How is that even possible!

So this is why they chose to fight ClawdBot instead of integrating it.

@Bunagayafrost “Or I can make you into a paperclip. Your choice.”

"I don't even see movie trailers anymore. All I see are bad dialogue. Poor cinematography. Woke themes."

Got my horse to water. Now for the easy part

Hitting F-35 during a combat mission over Iran is going to change many things for this stealth aircraft. IRST lock gave heat detection range of F-35. It showed at which speed & altitudes, the stealth coatings failed against infrared sensors. F-35's infrared fingerprint is a priceless record for Iran now. This would be transferred to friendly countries. It will help in developing sensors to identify & target it. After 19th March 2026, the pilots of F-35 will fly defensively. This will degrade their effectiveness. They are no more invisible.

Trump now be like: