Abby jones

#thebachelor finale so far with no context

one year of calling men stupid useless and slow ♡ #1yrofmanchild

I never said the book is good. I said I loved it. Those two are VERY different things

if it involves alcohol, sunshine or potatoes, i’m probably down for it

YOU SAY WE'RE DRIFTIN APART??? 😭😭😭 I SAID YEAH I FUCKING KNOW!!!! 😭😭😭 BIG DEAL WE'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE 😭😭😭 AND WE'LL BE HERE TOMORROOOOOOW 😭😭😭

Unpopular opinion: doing absolutely nothing at work is more draining mentally than being busy at work.

the reason men can open jars easier is because they don’t moisturize

Being 28 is so weird because you feel like you’re 23 but then you meet someone who’s 23 and realize what 5 years does for you.

you seem pretty healed for a girl who never got an apology

we almost broke up again last night sabrina carpenter coachella 2026

As mulheres perdem o interesse sexual se você as decepcionar emocionalmente, e eu não vou discutir isso.

When I’m near the ocean my heart grows three sizes like the grinch

The ADHD instinct to toss in (parentheses) constantly… because thoughts are layered like an onion.

I use Apple Pay for everything. My card is somewhere living its own life.

“just lock in” bro i have ADHD, i am locked out with the keys inside

the way the pop bible aka Short n’ Sweet is hitting 10 BILLION streams and the album isn’t even 2 years old yet??? yeah no i’m actually unwell 😭

Coachella is next friday, house tour mv is coming on monday, espresso reaching 3b, manchild 1b, Sns 10B is imminent. I love being a carpenter

Every rubber duck on the dashboard of a jeep represents a confirmed kill

Period boobs are sooooooooooo heavyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Neurodivergents will say “I need rest” but what they actually mean is “I need uninterrupted time to exist as myself for a few hours”

mindy doesn’t have a white man fetish she has a bj novak fetish