Maybe: Allison
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i am always confused when people tell me they watch our show with their 2 year old but i honestly think it boils down to this
Love Music@khnh80044
The baby girl’s reaction when she saw a train for the first time 🥹
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You’ll never guess who the waiter in the back is
rayen@rayon_film
you have charles melton right there and you’re thinking about some waiter in the back, do NOT piss me off
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@imoteda @chistweetss The mom asking to send a private plane for the police to pick her daughter up in told me everything I needed to know 😭
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@chistweetss Okay let's really talk about her mom. She seems so smart and successful. I know sometimes you can't stop your child from being a fuck up but like there was no way should could have intervened??????
The appeals are killing me. They have zero case!!!
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If you have three minutes to spare please read this. Also comment cause I really wanna discuss this with someone lol
Toronto Life@torontolife
Lucy Li wanted to be a TikTok star. Oliver Karafa wanted to be rich. When a friend got in the way of their plans, they combined forces and pulled off a murder plot so preposterous that one of their lawyers used stupidity as a defence torontolife.com/deep-dives/how…
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There should be a setting on Pinterest called “please don’t show me wedding content anymore, I’m married now and if I have to look at one more flower bud vase table arrangement you’ll trigger my PTSD”
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Look I just think it’s funny that that girl said “bumping lines” of coke
Junaide Williams@JunaideWil94716
@offbeatorbit I love T.S.that lady's haters is more obsessed with her than swifties.people have gone through a mass psychosis the likes i have never seen before..their hatred has helped her break several records just this week..i love it🥳🥳🥳
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can someone recommend a really addictive tv show.... but only if you're a person with taste, whimsy, and joie de vivre...
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at 14 i chose arctic monkeys as my forever band and alex turner has never let me down. some of you simply cannot relate
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does anybody know if we got this slope is treacherous tomorrow?
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I wish there was a way to let the fat bears know that I love them all despite having to ultimately choose one
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Me when I want to talk about Jet Lag the Game
Nick Lindquist@nick_lindquist
Amazing out of context frame
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@notcapnamerica Christ that coulda been me with the kid who dressed up as the phantom of the opera in middle school & told me I was his Christine/gave me a rose with a black ribbon tied around it. Lucky for me he ended up being a gay theatre kid but got nervous there for a bit
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Just watched this docuseries on Hulu about a woman who was nice to this socially awkward guy in college 'cause nobody liked him, he made up a whole story in his head that they were meant to be together, and then subsequently spent a decade stalking her.
Eventually he kidnapped her and locked her inside a sound-proof bunker he created inside a storage unit.
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@offbeatorbit Julian Casablancas was 22 and Albert Hammond Jr. was 19 when they made Is This It
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Alex Turner was 22 years old when he wrote Humbug.
Right Wing Watch@RightWingWatch
The glorification of Charlie Kirk is becoming a bit excessive. Right-wing pastor Rick Joyner: "Do you know of anyone in their earlier 30s that accomplished as much as that man, except for Jesus?"
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RIP Redford; he’s great in everything from the best Twilight Zone episode to Old Man and the Gun, but my all time favorite movie is Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. Perfect movie and a perfect performance from Redford.
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Maybe: Allison retweetledi
Maybe: Allison retweetledi
Maybe: Allison retweetledi
guy who has heard ten arctic monkeys songs: you gotta listen to do i wanna know
guy who has heard 100 am songs: you gotta listen to a beneath the boardwalk demo that was recorded on a nokia in 2001
guy who has heard 1000 am songs: you gotta listen to do i wanna know
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“It says here you did 20 years for man’s laughter. Must’ve been quite the joke.”
“You mean manslaughter?”
Parody/Spoof/Satire Clips@NoContextSpoof
everyone respond to this tweet with your favorite joke from The Naked Gun (The New Version)
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