Ayodi Brown

This what I mean when I say I wanna be with somebody that play just as much as me

My dad discovered voice notes last year and has fully replaced phone calls with them, He just sends long, unedited, stream of consciousness voice notes sent at random hours. I receive them like dispatches from another world. Voice note received 6:47am Dad: (sound of kettle in background) Good morning. I was thinking about you. I saw something on the television last night about young people and stress and I wanted to check on you. Are you eating. I hope you're eating. Your mother made stew yesterday it was very good. I told her to send you some but she said you live far. I said that's what couriers are for. She said I don't know how to use the courier app. I told her I would do it. I haven't done it yet but I will. Anyway. Call me when you wake up. Or send a voice note. Your mother says you never call. I told her you're busy. Are you busy? Don't be too busy. Okay. Have a good day. Eat something. Bye. (paus It's dad by the way. Me: (listens to entire two minute voice note) Me: (it is 6:47am) Me: (sends voice note back) Me: Dad I know it's you. You're the only one who sends voice notes this long. I'm eating. Tell mum I'll call this weekend. Also you don't need to say bye and then keep talking and then say bye again. Voice note received 6:51am Dad: (laughing) Okay okay. Bye. Me: (smiling at phone at 6:51am) Me: (this is actually the best start to a morning)

This is the only acceptable use of Ai

Saw the coolest thing today. Father and son riding their bikes with the wife trailing them in the Audi on safety car duties

My fiancée took me on a @ChelseaFC Stamford Bridge tour ahead of our wedding. 😮‍💨 What an experience! Love her sm 💙

mummy said i should follow you

When you remember the exact slide during a test but didn't pay for memory premium

what’s the point of life if not collecting little moments like this in different corners of the world with the same person beside you

hang this in the Louvre.

Prepare for surgery

My sister has identical twins She’s so tired this evening and I’m on the phone with her and one of them is bothering her and she went like “Nathan… or Ethan… or whoever you are…” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

And dad❤️

Luck??? Nigga I’m blessed.

gym and private life

anything the love of my life wants me to be

Ça mérite d’être accroché partout. Ces une dinguerie d’être talentueuse comme ça. Et VIVE LES NOIRS

datin huns that are considerate >>>

A remote job >>>>>>>>>>

The bar exam did its job. Three cheers for the bar exam.

you go come back from school one afternoon see say your mama don throw am away, you go wan craze.