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My best sports take- Soccer/european football needs to be more like ice hockey. Actual set penalties, a 5 minute powerplay when you get a yellow card Adopt ice hockey offsides Any other ideas to make soccer better?? I love all of these #hottake

CONNOR MCDAVID WE ARE NOT WORTHY WHAT A GOAL!!!! 🤯🚨

"Clearly nobody wants to play Valorant... CS tournament fills up in 10 mins, R6 10 mins, Rocket League, tournament fills up in 30 seconds" Jynxzi crashes out after more than 20 streamers cancelled on his Valorant event

Train is so rich he OWNS more than half the supply left in the WORLD of all the EMS Katowice 2014 capsules worth around $2,500,000 😱 “I have 77 of them.. I own more than half the supply left in the world”

@LP62O Her boyfriend? What a surprise

my gf is hanging with her friend today and idk what to do on my own

it’s pretty incredible how unusable search is on almost every part of the internet now. a product that worked almost without fail for 7-10 years is just utterly incoherent. it’s as if every search feature on every website simply does not understand the words you’ve typed

@FuentesUpdates Thatd be like denouncing the internet in the 90s. Plain retarded

“Hey Nick, it's very weird that you haven't denounced AI yet.” What would denouncing AI even do? YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!

Jo Adell robbed three home runs on the same night, the type of thing that would feel insane for a movie.

@gunthriftstore @B1G_B0NED @Underdog Not even remotely true lmao. Youre obviously some dumbass on twitter. Anyone actually involved has spoken out publicly that it needs fixed

@B1G_B0NED @Underdog The transfer portal is a non issue. It’s literally fine as it is. Regular students and coaches can go to a new school whenever they want. This is not very personal liberty small government of you

President Donald Trump's executive order regulating college sports: - College athletes can only play a maximum of 5 seasons in a 5-year window - Maximum of one transfer before graduation, otherwise, need to sit a full season - Schools that violate risk losing federal funding

@gunthriftstore @Underdog Thats my president

@Underdog At war with Iran and gas is 43 dollars a gallon and this man worried about the transfer portal

@ObtainerOf Worlds most populated city

What goes on in Indonesia? Ten thousand islands, headhunter tribes, lizards bigger than men, the Orient is a mysterious place, who knows what else is there

@HomoTenacis @DAKKADAKKA1 Cause its a ragebait fake post

@DAKKADAKKA1 How did he drive 285 miles before his driving test?

I already know the ethnicity of the driving instructor.

@ptree_na Honestly i cant tell the difference

csgo ancient looks like a mobile game I aint ever going back

@RampageJackson Yeah, could be staged on the 2 jesters end, cause theyre obviously clout chasing. I dont think Rampage knew that was gonna happen, W clip. I wish he fk’ed them up more, nobody would be saying staged then. Also W rumble and W rampage

Just because you’re on steroids, it doesn’t make you tough 💯

No shot 😂😂😂i fkin love Tiger Woods and Kanye West and i will never ever ever switch up

@sauIseaI @FearedBuck Yeah you are ignorant huh. Nice self observation, loser

@FearedBuck Wow. GUCCI snitched smh. My hood will never look at him the same.

Pooh Shiesty and Big30 reportedly robbed and kidnapped Gucci Mane in Dallas, according to the DOJ Pooh Shiesty allegedly held an AK-47 toward Gucci Mane and forced him to sign a contract release, while BIG3O blocked the door to prevent him from leaving. 9 people from Memphis have been charged, and the stolen jewelry appeared on social media within hours.

@trimmin_fat @Glock9Dorito

@Glock9Dorito Mw3 mp7 the only correct answer

Choose your SMG 🤔

@OKnox Photograph of an empire collapsing here: chron.com/neighborhood/b…

@favelaoverlord Goes right with my theory that marriage is an actual prison

Having a girlfriend is basically just a guantanamo bay interrogation

this girl literally just asked me, and I quote this verbatim: “if me and your ex switched bodies which one would you date and why?”

@HerobrinePopeII @pestctrlguy Went bowling and they had half off from 9-12. We arrived at like 8:30 and were literally the last to leave. They tried to charge us full price for the whole time cause we didnt re-check in with them at 9pm The staff b*tched relentlessly but we got the discount

@pestctrlguy I had a sushi place do something like this to me once. We ordered during Happy Hour (1/2 price sushi) and then the bill came around and it was all full price. They tried saying that because we were paying after happy hour ended, we'd be charged the full amount. Never went back.

I called a company on 3/20 to get my yard aerated. They said it’s usually $125 but in March there’s an early bird special for $118.50. I said cool and they came out a few days later. The bill just comes in through the mail and I notice it’s for the full $125. I ask about the discount and they say the discount is only applied if the payment is made in March regardless of when they performed the service. It’s literally a $6.50 difference but it pissed me off. What a wild way to run a business. Helps me streamline our office policies and make sure we are getting bad reviews over $6.50

@pestctrlguy A guy on FB marketplace tried to scam me out of silver quarters. Offered me $6 and said it was a fair price when the melt is $14 and easily verifiable online. He owns a public business and had a very public profile. Some people are just ACTUAL RETARDS