Elon Musk is the Worst

Hey @elonmusk you’re a piece of shit! 🥰

Hey @elonmusk fuck you.

The more my peers spawn, the more I wanna scream and run away

Someone got visited by 3 ghosts last night

@StarsBeMurray LMAO

I catch myself saying that to balding men and I-

The past three weeks have been insane at work and I’ve been saying “I’m surprised I’m not bald yet”

I can't believe I've dedicated over 10 years of my life to twitter just for it to end like this

i’m just a girl. standing in front of a ballot box. asking the government to please for the love of god not get any worse

Elon Musk is nothing more than a dumbass with money.

@Bothainaa @ih8rts Me and my son*:

@ih8rts @azhalias

having a pet can change your mood for the better me and my pet:

@YeppMmhmm @JustinLizSayre Directed and starring straight actors and director. This isn’t the clap back you think it is.

@JustinLizSayre Brokeback mountain was made in 2005 but hey, ignore facts that don't work with your narrative.

@PallaviGunalan @Bothainaa

a life alert bracelet but to make your friends pay attention to you

So tomorrow is Monday again? I can't keep living like this.

@thepointsguy Madrid

If you're a foodie, what's the best food-based vacation you've ever taken? ⬇️

Ever hear about an old couples who dies a few weeks apart because of how much they loved each other? That’s what happened with Coolio and the queen

“slut era,” the whale whispers to itself, launching its entire body out of the water for passing boaters to admire

First I couldn’t bend because my lower back was hurting. Now I can’t move my neck. When does it end.

I just wanna know why Word insists on marking a word as misspelled when I KNOW IT’S NOT.

all of us watching alicent and viserys getting it on #houseofthedragon #hotd

Me after watching Daemon and Rhaenyra hook up: #HouseOftheDragon