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USC marching band when: USC gets a first down USC scores a touchdown The other team scores any points USC loses by 30 A player is injured The National Anthem plays A meteorite hits the football field killing everyone but the band

DraftKings NFL Week 2 2025 Optimal Lineup --> QB: Goff $6,000 RB: Taylor $6,700 RB: Cook $6,400 WR: St. Brown $7,000 WR: Nabers $7,100 WR: Odunze $4,800 TE: Ferguson $3,800 FX: Robinson (WR) $4,400 DST: Ravens $3,700 Points: 279.66 Salary: $49,900 Again, near full salary usage at $49.9k. Unlike last week, a correlated Goff with ASB and an Odunze runback. Two studs at WR in ASB and Nabers as they smash, with Chase smashing as well, but 3rd in FPTS and so pushed out bc of price tag. This allowed in Odunze and Wandale Robinson (2x NYG! almost 3x with RUSS) in flex. Yet again, another WR week in FLEX. McBride was a waste of $6k spend competing with these WRs at simliar prices; and he was not even the highest grossing TE. Jake Ferguson barely clips J Johnson (again) (who continues to get it done). Other than Chase, top point-getter at each position fit in an optimal, including Ravens DST.

Fantasy managers one week from today celebrating their Week 1 wins after Brian Thomas Jr. drops an 8-135-1 stat line against Carolina.

Writing up this ARI/NO game for Week 1 and I'm starting to convince myself that the Saints can actually win this one. Send help. Moore just does such a good job at simplifying things for his quarterback and Staley is just that good at making things impossible for QBs.