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@thepistol17 @freodockers Listen to JL press conference. Dodgy call

Can someone at @freodockers please teach Worner the rush behind rule? Twice this year hes done it

@samtibbits Better than Daicos. He kicks like Pendle

The elite kicks Murphy Reid does are very similar to those that Nick Daicos do, the sole difference is the commentators don’t have a circle-jerk when Murphy kicks his #AFLFreoSaints

@FreoSeppo Serious question, is he the best player at Freo? He is definitely on the same level of Jackson, Serong and Treacy.

We have the better Reid. Without a doubt

@hasumpstuffedup can you e plain deliberate rush behind rule? Assume players gets the ball inside 15m.

@FreoLou You won't be banned, unless we lose the first two games you attend 😁 Going in with out Young and Serong makes me a bit nervous. I want to see Erasmus, Johnson and Bolton stand up.

I am a little nervous about the Freo game tonight. Why, you may ask. Well, because I have not been to a home game yet this season and what if we lose. Will I be banned from home games? lol.

@sirswampthing @AFL @CollingwoodFC Percentage that have travelled more or played at more grounds

There have been 1,819 players make their @AFL debut since Scott Pendlebury made his in 2006 1,135 of them (62.4%) are no longer on @AFL lists @CollingwoodFC #SP433

@BenLeahy12 We need an import to complement Bryce. A creative wing who can shoot would be ideal.

So the Adelaide 36ers have gone a little quiet? #NBL27

@skits63 @danderfield Most of Eagles would have jumped of the bandwagon by then. Freo members will be keen. Get tickets as early as possible

@danderfield You can buy a ticket but it is easier a Freo home game as they have less members.

Ignorant Victorian here! Can I just buy a ticket to the Freo v West Coast derby? Or is it like ANZAC Day? Will trade photos of my cats for helpful info

@jbmaggio Estimated cost. Expect a few delays.

Former Premier Dan Andrews will soon be immortalised as the Allan Govt confirms a contractor has been selected for his statue. It’ll cost a pretty penny: $134,304. Work is underway.. installation details to be finalised closer to completion. #springst

Larry Ellison acaba de hacer la única pregunta que ningún periodista en la Tierra puede responder. Un periodista del Wall Street Journal le dijo a la cara a Larry Ellison que Elon Musk no sabe lo que hace. Ellison no discutió. No se alteró. Solo hizo una pregunta. Ellison: “Este tipo aterriza cohetes sobre plataformas robóticas en medio del océano… ¿y tú dices que no sabe lo que hace? ¿Alguna vez has aterrizado un cohete?” Una sola pregunta. Sin posibilidad de recuperación. Ellison: “¿Quién eres tú? ¿Por qué debería creerte a ti antes que a mi amigo Elon?” Esta es la pregunta que toda la clase mediática lleva una década esquivando: ¿Quién eres tú para juzgar? ¿Qué has construido? ¿Qué has lanzado? ¿Qué problema has resuelto que no implique un teclado y una fecha límite? Ellison: “Ahí estás tú, delante de tu Apple Macintosh, escribiendo un artículo diciendo que Elon es un idiota.” Se sientan detrás de un portátil que no diseñaron. Usan una red que no construyeron. Funcionando sobre chips de silicio que ni siquiera pueden explicar. Para decirle al mundo que el hombre que envía humanos al espacio no sabe lo que hace. Nunca han construido nada más pesado que un documento de Word. Y aun así lo publican con absoluta certeza. Eso es lo que debería inquietarte. No la crítica. Sino la confianza con la que la hacen. La ausencia total de autoconciencia necesaria para juzgar disciplinas en las que no durarían ni un semestre. Musk no opera en opiniones. Opera en la capa física del universo, donde las matemáticas funcionan… o el cohete no regresa. Sus críticos operan en un editor de texto. Construyó el vehículo que transporta astronautas de la NASA a la Estación Espacial Internacional. La constelación de satélites que lleva internet a zonas de guerra activas. El coche eléctrico que obligó a todos los fabricantes del planeta a abandonar sus planes basados en motores de combustión. Sus críticos más ruidosos construyeron una firma al final de un artículo. Entonces… ¿por qué tanto odio coordinado? Porque perdieron la correa. Los ataques no aumentaron porque Musk empeorara como ingeniero. Aumentaron porque compró X. Abrió el algoritmo. Le devolvió la plaza pública a la gente. Y destruyó su capacidad de controlar lo que puedes pensar. No odian al ingeniero. Odian que el ingeniero les quitó el monopolio. No puedes cancelar un cohete. No puedes publicar un artículo contra la gravedad. No puedes editar las leyes de la física. Ellos controlan la narrativa. Él controla la física. Y uno de los dos va camino a Marte.

@ArtistAffame Still too far to the left. They enjoy giving away the working class's money.

Anyone still think Labor is leftist?

Matthew Pavlich couldn’t help himself. After watching his former side storm home against Hawthorn last Thursday night courtesy of ‘Wharfie Time’, Pavlich picked up the phone to Fremantle chief executive Simon Garlick. “You’re welcome.” Wharfie Time ➡️ bit.ly/3R7bbKx

@TMT17 @freodockers Why would he leave to the rabble Carlton is. It would take 10 years to fix there list.

This guy better be on a long term contract at @freodockers

@keeperleaguepod - Anyone from Carlton have a bounce after Voss got sacked?

@RalphyHeraldSun Remove rules that require too much interpretation if possible and simplify rules. Holding the ball could be simplified, 3 steps or 2 seconds is prior. If you prior you must dispose the ball, otherwise you can can't get holding the ball. (You can still get called for a throw)

If you blew up the AFL and started again where would you end up? Holding the ball, Grand Final venue, free agency, the ARC, academies, game length, the stand rule, state of origin, season length.... And yes, it is the Vic clubs who have won out from father-sons more than anyone else

@Unlocked_z @onijogbon999 24 + 20 + 10 /2 12 + 10 +5 27 The 3 pictures contain all animals twice.

@onijogbon999 This is the hardest.

Only high IQ minds can solve this! Can you calculate the total weight?

@RalphyHeraldSun Even fixture - all teams gets the same marquee games, with a weighting towards the best teams that year.

@RalphyHeraldSun No MCG Grand final. Great focus on equality, and ensuring closer to equal chances for all teams. Draft is not a stronger enough correction for a 23 player team.

Or Roberts of course

@WarnieDT @RoyDT I have 1.15 million to spend, and I am looking to upgrade Bruhn. I have Bont, Smith, Daicos, McGluggae, Dawson. Any recommendation on who to get? Durham, Whitfield, Neale or ................?