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@cuntycatwoman Me when I go off book and it fucks with the person who keeps being all PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE (going off book is leaving the house at at a different time while accompanied)

Pretty girl didn't show up.....

Creating art is only half the story — how it’s shared matters too! Help your class learn how to select and present their work so audiences can fully experience it, whether for a portfolio or a performance. (Grades K-5) bit.ly/4tQ7abJ

Read this book.

@AlanRMacLeod This wouldn't have happened if there wasn't case law of people taking vacations with their wallets while telling child support they don't have the money for their kids We reached a bad stage of capitalism for the poor with child support but this is total bad egg shit sadly

I see we've reached the "removing the citizenship of the poor" stage of capitalism.

i am aesthetically pro new jersey

Today's #WordOfTheDay is idioglossia. Learn more about this word: bit.ly/4me99Up

@MerriamWebster Me cuz it's cheesecake day

The #WordOfTheDay is ‘gallivant.’ ow.ly/MEbC50YQKG5

@benfofik Now that I know my current hair color is one Dua Lipa has rocked I feel as though it brings me closer to God to have unintentionally riffed off of her She owns the color and is 100% how I imagined Persephone in the PJO series

@benfofik I'm not the biggest fan of dance and party music but that doesn't matter I am offically the biggest Dua Lipa fan from New Jersey

🚨 Gal Gadot: "7 yıldır met galaya katılmıyorum çünkü son geldiğimde Dua Lipa ve arkadaşları beni sırf siyonist olduğum için gala tuvaletinde sıkıştırmıştı"

@Dictionarycom @Slate this one's for you and the writer who made me cackle for claiming it wasn't an allegory up your literacy stats that article was pathetic don't make me write for you you won't like it you'll actually have profound shit for people to read

How does George Orwell use simple language to strengthen his allegory?📚 Continuing our exploration of classic literature, @frederick_atkinson looks at Animal Farm and its deceptively simple style. The language echoes children’s literature, making the message clear and accessible — while creating a striking contrast between a childlike tone and serious political themes. Does this simplicity make the story’s message even more powerful? Tell us your thoughts below. 🐷 #LiteratureAnalysis #Bookstagram #ClassicBooks #WritingStyle #LiteraryDevice #Allegory

The speed and scale of online hate speech is a global challenge. Let's stand together to combat this scourge. Say #NoToHate. buff.ly/O03djVp

@LeadingReport Mozzerlla sticks and seafood alfredo I swear I was about to make love to that meal it was so good if I wasn't asllowed to eat shrimp you might as well kill me

@LeadingReport THE GYM ONLY HELPS IF YOU CAN GET OUT OF BED I HAVENT WASHED MY HAIR IN FIVE DAYS IM TRYING TO SURVIVE VIA THE JOY MOZZERLLA STICKS BRING ME IM SO DEPRESSED THAT I CANNOT EVEN BE ANXIOUS AND I HAVE GENERALIZED ANXIEY TOO

Health Secretary RFK Jr. to address the overuse of antidepressants.

@kfc We can't believe we're doing this but merriam-webster.com/slang/rawdog

@Kellen_Browning Lack of spot units will be fixed

@Kellen_Browning Everything about that rig has me wet I'm gonna have so much fun this weekend holy shit

Very packed house in SoMa for the Saikat-Hasan Piker rally in San Francisco this evening

Contractions with 3 words: -she'd've -wouldn't've Contractions with more than 3 words: -y'all'll've -they'dn't've