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@mike_gordon bring the Modulus back!!!

Rehearsals startin’

@Sec_Noem 1. Trump was President in 2017 2. Neves was a student in 2000/2001

The Brown University shooter, Claudio Manuel Neves Valente entered the United States through the diversity lottery immigrant visa program (DV1) in 2017 and was granted a green card. This heinous individual should never have been allowed in our country.  In 2017, President Trump fought to end this program, following the devastating NYC truck ramming by an ISIS terrorist, who entered under the DV1 program, and murdered eight people.  At President Trump’s direction, I am immediately directing USCIS to pause the DV1 program to ensure no more Americans are harmed by this disastrous program.

@TheProfessor305 nailed it

🏈 NFL TNF Parlay Pieces 🧩 Rams vs Seahawks A look at the props with the highest hit rates for TNF.

@theblaze @christopherrufo @L0m3z @stoolpresidente

Dave Portnoy (eternal frat bro) and Seth Rogen (fat stoner) are two of the dominant male archetypes today – both rich, childless, and stuck in adolescence. Has our culture lost the ability to produce real aspirational men? @christopherrufo and @L0m3z examine:

@BowTiedBull You never said this on your substack that people pay for. Am I reading this wrong or are you saying you got out on eth at ath???

Sounds like the majority didn’t do that great in crypto. Our side was an 8/10. Out in Jan, in April, out at ath eth and never touched btc anywhere above $100K Lesson is never go for grand slams. You’ll miss some at bats but man, anyone pissed about 200% is a loser

@HarrisonHSmith @AmiriKing fuck off you anti semitic piece of shit

@AmiriKing Flipped out and wanted to destroy a random teenager’s life over an edgy joke. Totally unhinged. Plus a total degenerate who promotes gambling.

That’s Dave Portnoy, he’s a peice of shit

@EdKrassen wow! youre a pussy

Wow! Just Wow! Listen to fans at the Washington Commanders and Detroit Lions game boo Donald Trump. America hates Trump!

NYC - 7 million of you didnt vote so I dont feel bad, and @CurtisSliwa you dumb fuck, if you dropped out Cuomo would have had a good shot at winning, shame on you.

@TiffanyFong @roderickalb_ i got a bunch of Orbit gum, just chomp away for 2 weeks and cravings should subside

@roderickalb_ THATS WHAT IM TRYING TO QUIT HOW DID YOU DO IT

trying to quit nicotine is literally the hardest thing i have ever done. 😤

@sagesteele @ArynneWexler coservative Jew here 🙋🏽‍♂️

@GavinNewsom why dont you get off X and rebuild the Palisades you dumb fuck

Donald Trump hosted a Great Gatsby party while SNAP benefits were about to disappear for 42 million Americans. He does not give a damn about you.

@AOC shut the fuck up @AOC

Maybe if you channeled all this anger into swimming faster you wouldn’t have come in fifth.

@stoolpresidente out at the plate and at 3rd, forced

So did the ball hit his glove and then the walk and then his glove? And the guy on 2nd didn’t run? I’m confused

@tntsports why does the strike zone box keep changing dimensions????

@SenAdamSchiff ok pencil dick

Kimmel. Colbert. Suits against the New York Times, Wall Street Journal, and 60 Minutes. Extorting settlements from CBS, ABC, and others. Blocking the AP's access to the White House. This administration is responsible for the most blatant attacks on the free press in American history. What will be left of the First Amendment when he’s done?

@ClayTravis @SECNetwork @TheoVon @colecubelic @espn cause ESPN is full of libtards that dont know how to have fun

Worth noting: @SECNetwork has existed for over a decade now and in that entire time there have been virtually zero controversies, just fun. And everyone loves it. This @TheoVon & @colecubelic clip is a great example of why. Why isn’t it @espn’s model?

Jimmy Kimmels Fridge

@Jackie_Redmond @PatMcAfeeShow yooooo hahaha

I truly lost it when @PatMcAfeeShow tried to claim Sidney Crosby as an American 😂😂😂

Another brilliant answer to a loaded question by Marco Rubio! This guy has been simply amazing!