Brooke Johnson

This is the point you realise safari is over 🦁😲

“I’m done with him. He’s so dumb” Him: Hey you wanna go eat? Her: twitter.com/atr_ahre/statu…

People that ask you to pick them up from the airport are fucking assholes

Fires in Porter Ranch plaza earlier this morning, San Fernando Valley on Fire #SaddleridgeFire #NBCLA #SandlewoodFire #Saddleridge #PorterRanch @ABC7 @KTLA

#BREAKING #SaddleridgeFire: “This is unprecedented...and will take all night” @LAPDChiefMoore tells @NBCLA. He’s talking about the lines of cars filled with evacuees allowed to go home for only 5 mins and only w/ an #LAPD escort. (We’re at Porter Ranch and Rinaldi)

Sneak level 100 twitter.com/SpicyWengzMedi…

‘People say a lot. So I watch what they do.’

@NBCLA face c

How did Sasha and Sara get ready for their visit on Today in LA? A little romping and playful wrestling in the green room. 4.nbcla.com/nWBpYac #CleartheShelters

My iguana loves dancing 💚

Crying I think SAME

@FuckinJillian 100% agreed.

90 day fiancé deserves an Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, Golden Gobe, Tony, EGOT. It DESERVES IT ALL.

People think I'm addicted to checking my phone - no, I'm addicted to pretending I'm checking my phone to avoid having to talk to you

When my man orders food that looks better than what I ordered and I want it

Murder mittens.

@FuckinJillian I saw this and had to google her to see if that’s really what she looked like!!!

I am shook. I knew she got a new face but the side by side killlllsssss

I took myself on a dinner date. Alone. And you know what? It was good as shit. Food was good. Thought about wtf I wanted to think about. Laughed a little. That was fuckin bomb. I’m out on the TOWN. Idgaf!