M & M
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M & M
@babamuba321
when I gat a lot on my mind,I just light it up and smoke it,patapata he go give me red eye fuck it.VECTOR
Katılım Ağustos 2022
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OPay said they received a court order to freeze my account.
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When life was stressfree
BABA AJISEFA@ILE_AJISEFA
Say a world of prayer to me. It's my new year Aboru aboye
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@felixherbt @PoliceNG Imagine a normal Nigeria guy dressed like this with the same hair cut,I swear dem go label am cultist.
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Let the Nigerian Police @PoliceNG raise the minimum recruitment requirement for officers from WAEC to HND and a Bachelor's degree, and watch rascality among officers reduce to the bare minimum.
If you inquire thoroughly, the officer who shot that guy dead is likely an illiterate who only completed SSCE with F9 or didn’t attend any school.
You can’t continue recruiting touts, ex-convicts, and retired cult members into the police and expect them to have good morals.
It’s not done anywhere in the world.
@NGRSenate @NigeriaGov
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Say a world of prayer to me.
It's my new year
Aboru aboye
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@aleeygiwa Since u don collect this job like this na so so our attention has been drawn to a video circulating online. The job hard Shey?
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Our attention has been drawn to a video circulating online concerning the alleged actions of an individual in Lagos.
Initial observations show the individual is not in a standard police uniform but is wearing items labeled “NPF/Police.” His status as a serving officer remains unconfirmed.
Such behaviour is unprofessional, and any conduct that threatens or intimidates citizens is unacceptable.
We encourage anyone with credible information to assist in identifying the individual by contacting the nearest police station or using official Nigeria Police Force channels.
The matter is under review, and appropriate action will be taken based on the established facts.
Oyindamola🙄@dammiedammie35
Nigerian Police officer driving a public transport bus in Lagos with a police uniform carried passengers and started thr£aten!ng them that he’ll kp@! them and d0mp their b0d!es inside r!ver because they asked him why he suddenly stopped in the middle of the road💔💔 The poster captioned: “ We were literally dropped in the middle of the road because the driver wanted to buy fuel, without any proper explanation or concern for our safety. When people understandably began to question what was going on, instead of calming the situation, he became aggr£ssive and started issuing thr£ats saying he would kp@! us and d0mp our b0d!es into the water near Eko Bridge”
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Drey, what have I done to deserve this???
Please, stop policing me with this baby.
I don’t want to be summoned by the authority for a DNA test.
I am not his father and I won’t be forced to accept the paternity 😩😩😩
The false news is spreading fast already.
😩😩😩
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@iCreators007 @dammiedammie35 You must dance very well ooooo or else SCH management go question you
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@babamuba321 @dammiedammie35 That's why those teachers line up like that 🤣🤣🤣
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How the teachers welcomed their students back to school yesterday….You’ll just know they’re getting paid well cos you no fit Dey collect 65k make you dey do this 😂✨
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@UmehWrites @dammiedammie35 Especially the artisan eg welder,fashion designer etc
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@dammiedammie35 But this is such a poor take. Even the place you’re going to you need the light there. Your freezer at home needs the light. People that work remotely need the light. The list is endless. I get his point but he used a wrong narrative to buttress it.
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“Nigerian don’t even want 24 hours light, can they even afford 24 hours light ? Nigerians just want to come home at 8pm and meet light so they won’t sweat when they sleep and also meet the light by 7am so they can iron thier cloths and then you can take the light and divert it to where factories are. Nigerians are not asking for much and they’re the easiest people to please. How can this be too much?”
- Deji Adeyanju.
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@iCreators007 @dammiedammie35 School fee wey dem don pay down already.
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@dammiedammie35 If them born you well, no pay school fee after all this welcoming 🤣.
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@heisMartinsutd All living things are not smiling in this current situation of the country and you are busy dancing.
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Lesson learned 🌚
I took Ofada rice to work for lunch. For those who don’t know, Ofada rice is a Nigerian local rice with a very strong smell but an amazing taste.
This morning, a voice in my head warned me not to take it, but I ignored it.
At lunchtime, I put it in the microwave.
After 3 minutes, the aroma took over the whole staff room.
One colleague shouted, “What is that smell?”
Another said, “Tayo… is that your food?”
People started leaving the room one by one 🤦🏽♂️
Only one colleague from my country stayed back because she knew Ofada rice, and she started laughing.
In the end, I was there with one colleague, my food, and my bad decisions.
Sometimes the voice in your head is trying to help you but the local man in me won’t listen. 😒
PeaceOfMind🌴🌿@PeacefulNaturre
Something just happened now while I’m having my first meal of the day. This is embarrassing…
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Not true.
In Abeokuta you will still get amazing 2 bedroom for 300k, 350k, 400k, 450k...
Not every state exhibits the housing madness going on in Lagos currently
Instablog9ja@instablog9ja
In Nigeria, N500k cannot rent a 2bed apartment- Man laments
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@instablog9ja Assuming the people that manufactured phone did not study,how would he be able to upload this? Mik he no allow gen z Alfa catch am sha
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“Education is no longer relevant, bring your children to Arabic schools” — Cleric sparks controversy
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@TheGrandmaBoy Why the other foreigners love other black immigrants more than their own country people?
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South Africans summoned Chinese, Indian, Pakistani, Bangladeshi and other non-African shop owners in South Africa to board meetings to force them to dismiss any other African nationals they employed, because they do not want other Africans working for them.
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@TheGrandmaBoy They love foreigners to take over there country rather than allowing there black people take over.
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@babamuba321 @TJkings01 I swear😂some of us de come school but we no de enter class, we de hang around, na our babes wey be prefet de write attendance for us, but inside there we still sabi book and clean, uniform well ironed and principals love us well, 🧸🫡
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The first time I started believing in black magic was when one man named Spartacus was attacked that was when I was living in Ajegunle.
This man was so powerful and influential as at that time, he was called king of boys, he was so popular and powerful that, if a governor wants to enter into power, they must first consult him, I only heard of his name and fame and have never witnessed the power he carries even though I am this kind of person that never believes in black magic until this faithful day....
Jantar The Botman 🪼@Jantar127
Do you believe in Black Magic/vodoo? Have you witnessed it before?
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@blessed52143936 @TJkings01 Those guys dey injured dem self wetin no good and moreover damaging peoples property along d road most especially cars park on the road and passerby
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@babamuba321 @TJkings01 It was so fun believe, those Egbo for leave them cos their own time too them rock the fun,
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@blessed52143936 @TJkings01 Na true I dey hear that white handkerchief, u self do chook and bounce for body chief? U be oga patapata
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@TJkings01 @babamuba321 Ahh, you no hear say we de trow white handkerchief for air and e go turn to cutlass, we de do jazz nake cutlass no enter, na those jazz boys de Dey for front line de lead the fight, I get luck one day wey I fal down and dem matchet me Weti no good, e no enter
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@TJkings01 @blessed52143936 Some no dey come SCH but they always active for fight every Friday.
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@blessed52143936 @babamuba321 Small school fight una dey involve jazz, omo
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@blessed52143936 @TJkings01 Up till now bro,dem still dey fight but don reduced. All those adult for that place always with cane or 2/2 to flog anybody fighting. If you dey inside motor on Friday for that road and dey are fighting, u gats to put ur head down bekos of tiles
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@babamuba321 @TJkings01 That oduade market for alafia bustop suffer for our hand, all those mable and tiles shop🤣many boys head no remain the same till date cos Weti tiles do them, we de enter ojolane for ajegunle de go do jazz every Thursday before the fight on Friday
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