Bryce Beckwith

“She gon be breaking records, not nails”

@MacRumors Can you?

Have you used your #iPhone in the shower? (Followup poll from a few years ago)

RT @creepcreep2020: @MacRumors Literally doing that as we speak

@damonkinmond Luv

@Jesus__Crist I stocked up

@Jesus__Crist ?

Diana Ross's birthday is actually March 26th, but she can do whatever the fuck she wants so 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ #GRAMMYs

literally every brand i care about will probably give me a discount if i use discount code SUBWAY

Make no mistake, yesterday's election results are a victory for our democracy and for the values of this city. But while we'd like to be celebrating extraordinary voter turnout, we can't because the New York Board of Elections proved it cannot do its job.

Trump's post-midterms press conference went off the rails

thank god there wasnt an active shooter, but the fear is still real bc of the world and country we live in today. ive never felt such an intense feeling as needing to run for my life because a dumb fence fell over. #GlobalCitizenFestival

Anyone who was at #GlobalCitizen knows how terrifying tonight was. Running for your life, getting trampled, getting told to get on the ground and thinking there was a shooter. Holy fuck man. Only in America.

Christine Blasey Ford's composed, but wrenching, testimony was "a stark reminder of the gender dynamics, and mental gymnastics, required of women who speak up (or speak at all)," writes Jessica Bennett nyti.ms/2NNyasB

🤦🏻‍♂️ when u are delayed bc of a draw bridge in new york city

fully melting over the new @ShawnMendes album.. so smooth, so much soul on every track. bravo, prince! 💐♥️

RT @51deathstar: Hey East Village! Sorry I had to destroy you. My dad made me do it and he's kind of a dick. I'm out.

@nofreemoonshine @austinledzian

how come q train always smells like weed ????

i read all trumps tweets and imagine him in the oval office tweeting away on his oversized iPad because his kids decided it would be fun for their dad to be on social media.