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Tommy Pham was asked what he got out of his minor league assignment with the Mets: "Your newest 38-year-old prospect!" 😂

@FavourOluebu19 @HighImShawn @DsTennisbets @NoContextHumans

@HighImShawn @DsTennisbets @NoContextHumans I just did, they severely underpaid her not overpaid, my bad.

This girl emailed HR after noticing a pay error. This was their response...

Lou Bob for a late-inning defensive replacement

Went to bed with an itchy butt, woke up with a smelly finger

Just farted so hard I had to throw away my underwear at 730 am

This how you know people with down syndrome have good hearts because every cell in his body is telling him to eat that baby

Eric Chavez seeing Alvy pulled a ball into the second deck

PENTAGON TO ADOPT PALANTIR AI AS CORE MILITARY SYSTEM: REUTERS

Buxton and Bregman legit went to the WBC jus to dig in they ass for a couple weeks

0 runs 1 hit in 3 innings off 2026 “Eduardo Rodriguez”

I agree, but explaining this to AI bros will do nothing. They don’t see the value in art, they see the value in product and output. They will never understand art and it shows whenever one shows up in the replies with “it’s just the future bro”. Yeah they said that with NFTs too.

I've come to the conclusion that the people who unironically like and advocate for this stuff are simply mentally ill. There has to be some genuine detachment from humanity.

Obviously unrelated to the post below but we should bring back public executions

@NVIDIAGeForce This genuinely looks absolutely horrible and you should be ashamed of yourselves for even thinking of putting this out into the world.

Jeff Kaplan's advice to people who complain about video games they've never played "Shut the f*ck up"

Surely nothing will go wrong....

Ken Rosenthal's job is so pointless and I'm tired of pretending it's not. Like yeah wow thank God you asked Logan Webb if he was excited to pitch and if he's happy to be on the team, don't know what I would have done without that

“Do you regret taking money from programs that may have led to people dying?” “No. It was more important to reduce the deficit from $2 trillion to almost nothing.” “And did you reduce the deficit at all?” “No.”

@GuapoGary_ Hooollllyyyyy

Handcannon Shotty OP Just like destiny 2🤫

Welcome to Baltimore @CrosbyMaxx