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@ReeInspired 14k, goonies soundtrack. loved it then, love it now.

Without Googling or asking anybody, tell me..... Do you know who Teena Marie is?

gonna open a bar called “writing prompt” and every time you show the bartender three new paragraphs of work you get a free beer and an anecdote of something weird that happened at the bar that week

a restraint cats would never show.

I was supposed to be writing, instead I did this

An honest account of transphobia will earn you a self-own. You love to see it.

Obligatory promotional message: I've got a new book coming out next Tuesday, March 2. It's called LATER, from Hardcase Crime. If you buy a copy I hope you enjoy it.

Three years ago I decided to pursue a dream I've had since childhood and write a novel. Today, I deleted the files and burned the only printed copy. The book turned out so badly. I did such a bad job. What the fuck was I thinking

@TattooAndTalk thanks for the follow back, man. discovered a better place yesterday, it’s brave. the world needs more of that.

@RottenInDenmark seriously cannot wait.

Biscuit rule #1 When opening a packet, any broken biscuits must be consumed immediately.

Wakefield's former ABC cinema that has stood derelict for 20 years 'should be converted into live music venue' wakefieldexpress.co.uk/heritage-and-r…

This morning my cat woke up, sang a little song, ate her breakfast, and then immediately put herself back to bed in the cupboard over the door. I have never been so jealous of any living being in my life.

@KiaThomasEdits the secret fucking garden

Make a book angry by adding the word "fucking" to its title. For example - All the Light We Cannot Fucking See

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@deannaraybourn same here! normally happy when i get one, but four? happy day!