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If someone told my younger self that one day Josh would brutally mog Drake one day I would of never believed you

If you don’t want to be arrested by ICE at the airport… don’t come to America illegally.

Jesus is the answer

@coldcallsniper playoff/ play in teams are basically already decided. just seeding at this point. those dudes don’t care lol

It’s so hard to watch the NBA from March until the playoffs. These dudes are legit just showing up to work to collect a paycheck

“go find a girl and get married!” average zoomer girl:

Having pronouns in your bio instantly disqualifies you from being taken seriously.

@jimdrunknmiller once you get older you’ll hate snap and never use it. happy bday kid

The worst part about getting older is no one posts bdays on snap anymore so I don’t wake up with thirty chicks adding me

To be clear, I want ICE everywhere. Airports. The Social Security office. The DMV. Water parks. Grocery stores. Truck stops. The tiddy bars. Can you imagine how much that would improve the experience everywhere?

@trader_tony_ good

ICE at airports is just laying the groundwork for ICE at polling places btw

Florida Thomas Haugh

Florida got two lemons in the portal and it cost em fland and lee were terrible all year

He is cooling lol

slick rick pitino, izzo, & coach cal all in the sweet 16. the OG’s still the standard.

@TheBHentel bro was chilling in his post game interview after the loss lol

So glad this shit over.

@1taevon internet trend

growing up nun of yall was muslim, this shit like monkey see monkey do

Played an AJGA event at Innisbrook in high school - paired with an IMG kid from China and a South Georgia country boy (tour visor, bulldog head cover). IMG kid shows up with a Publix grocery bag of bananas tied to his push cart. By #9, he’s eaten 11 or 12, stuffing the peels in his bag and literally hitting shots with his mouth full. Georgia boy: “damn brotha, that’s a lotta bananas.” IMG kid in broken English: “they call me the monkey.” Only thing he said the entire round and shot 68. Think about him sometimes

Bible Emergency Numbers.

Before the days of YouTubeTV quad box, we found a way. Kinda miss these days

@iamrags hell yeah Randy. libtards are furious in the comments

Keep up the good work Nick. The Fraud you are uncovering is appalling and the whole country should be sick to their stomachs. It has to stop and it seems like we are all being played. Unacceptable Americans. Get off your asses and so something about it.