Paul Entwistle

@atrupar Where is @FLOTUS45 's towel?

"I accomplished a lot with Be Best" -- Melania Trump

@UltraDane Grab a can opener.

I'm curious.

@JustKimfromoz Stomach!

Alright time to settle this argument once & for bloody all! I say fridge! 😝😝😝

@AFL Since when can draftees nominate a club? Is this something special as a father son?

Mom teaches daughter a powerful lesson about voting IiberaI 🔥 “If you’re gonna vote IiberaI and blue, they’re gonna take your money away and give it to people who do nothing.” “If you vote red, you’re gonna get to keep most of it.”

@its_The_Dr Your mother should have swallowed.

@AusTerran @JADelaideX Burgess would be the one to move/cut

@JADelaideX Cut Murphy, if the Crows are silly enough (and they are) just get him in the Rookie Draft. No other club in the right mind will pick him up lol (can do the same with Smith but don't think the club has the balls)

📝 Adelaide's List - Post Trade Period. Let me know if I have missed anything 👇 #WeFlyAsOne

@krassenstein Where’s the fly? Are they on backwards?

What’s wrong with Donald Trump’s pants?

@highbrow_nobrow I believe the Taliban has a similar edict for their schools, which coincidentally don’t allow girls to attend.

Louisiana Gov. Jeff Landry (R) signs state law requiring the public display of the Ten Commandments in state public schools: “If you want to respect the rule of law, you’ve got to start from the original lawgiver, which was Moses." (June)

@joncoopertweets At least they had music at this event. More than the Cochella attendees got. 😂

Why did Trump think it was better to let his event drag on uncomfortably for 39 long minutes, instead of just ending it after his closing remarks? So weird!

@Acyn People were still clapping him though. 🤦‍♂️

Trump: You gotta be able to finish a thought because it’s very important. This is big stuff.  Micklethwait: You’ve gone from the dollar to Macron Trump: It’s called the weave

@kanecornes @BillSimmons @traderadio West Coast fans: “Baker and Owies for pick 3? Is this the worst trade in history?” Port Power: “Hold my beer”

Instant Houston deal reaction - @BillSimmons style. @traderadio

All @WestCoastEagles fans: “Baker and Owies for pick 3? Is this the worst trade in history?” @PAFC: “Hold my beer”

@Leo_Puglisi6 FFS! One job. 🤦‍♂️

"George Nebus"

@Acyn America, you need to explain to the rest of the world how this is a close race.

Trump: When I go Hannibal Lector.. they say Hannibal Lector, why would you mention, you know because he was a sick puppy and we have sick puppies coming into our country, I think that is better than wasting a lot of words, just say Hannibal Lector

@ScubaStv @BellTowerTimes The lunch of champions, Scoobie.

@backofhouse @BellTowerTimes You back in training?

Yay or nay on this abomination? (Steven)

@joncoopertweets Relieved.

How would you feel if you turned on the TV the morning of November 6th and saw this? 😃

@smalls2672 No better metaphor for how the MAGA cult operates. The supreme leader doesn’t care about his mindless supporters.

Aww that's so sad. allow me to extend a concept of a prayer 🙏🏻

@ClaudetteGGibs1 How does #MAGA spin this one?

How stupid can maga get?