🇺🇦 🇵🇸 meanwhile…

@CrimeLdn the Audi driver was only partly to blame surely i.e. the LR driver should have anticipated this better - you should always be more aware of turning/joining vehicles at junctions, especially on an A road

The moment an army Land Rover rolled over as it swerved out to avoid Aruxandei’s grey Audi Q2 on A43 The driver, Crenguta Aruxandei, of Audi, pleaded guilty to two counts of causing serious injury by careless/inconsiderate driving. He handed a six-month prison sentence, suspended for 18 months.

Behold, something short, puerile and toilety (no, not me) to enhance the end of the working week, courtesy of the two former school teachers and all round good eggs, so I’ve been informed, Hale and Pace. Good morning.

This is my favorite scene from The Bible.

JD Vance is lecturing the Pope on Catholicism and Pierre Poilievre is lecturing Mark Carney on economics and RFK Jr is lecturing scientists about vaccines and Donald Trump is lecturing the world on tariffs and Pete Hegseth is quoting Pulp Fiction and thinking it’s the Bible

The world watched as Israel razed Gaza to the ground. Now, the world is watching as Israel razes Lebanon to the ground. War crimes beget war crimes — and the failure to bring Israel to justice for genocide has emboldened it to destroy human life with total impunity.

You can participate in the Israeli military, in genocide, enforcing apartheid, ethnic cleansing & using starvation as a weapon of war, then return to the UK & resume normal life. But you can absolutely NOT be an elderly man & hold a piece of cardboard that says PALESTINE ACTION!

Jack White on Trump depicting himself as Jesus Christ in a new meme: "Hey evangelical Christians? Remember that anti-Christ you been squawking about all these years and how he'd present himself as Christlike and bring about the end of days with a final war in the Middle East involving Jerusalem? Well...check out your boy now! "Listen, if the felonies, epstein files, rapes, bombing of schoolchildren, gestapo ICE agents attacking his own citizens, threatening to invade Greenland, Cuba, Venezuela and Iran all didn't convince you that you fell for this deranged grifter, maybe this lil' post will? How can any so called Christian support him after this blasphemy? How could any Catholic support him after he attacks the character of their Pope multiple times? How did so many millions of people fall for this conman? He's already got worst President in the history of America on lock, but I'm gonna go ahead and take the honor of pronouncing trump 'Worst American of All Time.' "P.S.: after some backlash (looks like SOME christians actually take their own religion seriously) trump is now saying that this AI image depicts him as a doctor for the Red Cross! He lies, then lies about the lie, then doubles down on that lie with another lie and they Just. Keep. Falling. For. It." 📸: Gregory Shamus/Getty Images

@IainDale @LBC @EdwardJDavey call him what? a muppet?

On my @LBC show, an hour with @EdwardJDavey on @LBC.

I miss Christopher Hitchens. He was a brilliant voice.

@NoContextBrits someone who knows how to cook it properly

What’s missing from this breakfast?

🚨 BREAKING Spain: ​We are not defaming you, Israel, we are defining you: You are a genocidist and a criminal regime. ​You will all stand before the International Criminal Court.

@WhiteHouse The world has never been closer to nuclear war with Donald Trump as president. He doesn’t understand foreign policy and he has no sense of strategy or leadership.

Justo hoy, Netanyahu lanza su ataque más duro contra el Líbano desde que empezó la ofensiva. Su desprecio por la vida y el derecho internacional es intolerable. Toca hablar claro: - Líbano debe formar parte del alto al fuego. - La comunidad internacional debe condenar esta nueva violación del derecho internacional. - La Unión Europea debe suspender su Acuerdo de Asociación con Israel. - Y no debe haber impunidad ante estos actos criminales.

@melindiscott @Steven_Swinford @Peston Lebanon is not Hezbollah

@Steven_Swinford @Peston He's come out for Hezbollah? Blimey

Sir Keir Starmer interview with @Peston * Says Israeli airstrikes against Lebanon are 'wrong' and should not be happening "Let me be really clear about it. They're wrong and they shouldn't be happening. That's my strong view. The question isn't a technical one of whether it's a breach of the agreement [the ceasefire] or not. [It is] actually a matter of principles as far as I'm concerned." * The UK is monitoring the US use of British bases to ensure they are not conducting "offensive" strikes 'From the get-go we've been monitoring this situation so I'm pretty clear on my own mind about what we've agreed and what the use of the bases are and that is a really important point of principle because we have to learn the lessons of Iraq' * Says he is 'fed up' with families seeing their bills rise 'because of the actions of Trump and Putin'. Argues there needs to be greater energy independence 'I'm fed up with the fact that families across the country see their bills go up and down on energy, businesses' bills go up and down on energy because of the actions of Putin or Trump across the world and saying to families across the country, saying to businesses across the country: 'we've just got to be, we've got to put up with being on the international market'.'

Am I the only one to be a tad suspicious that the Iran war was started to get Epstein out of the headlines, and now they’re using Epstein to get the Iran war fiasco out of the headlines?

@Simon_Jacobs_KC @Gabbar0099 what about announcing “a whole civilisation will die tonight” - does that count?

@Gabbar0099 Nah... the enemy is the one who chants, "Death to America!"

Absolutely correct 💯 Let that sink in.

Time to get serious about invoking the 25th Amendment.

@WhiteHouse nobody believes this shite, you just make it up as you go along

The imminent threat posed by the terroristic Iranian regime has now been greatly destroyed.

@EricLDaugh genius! I wonder what clever ruse he’ll dream up tomorrow - I can’t wait

🚨 BREAKING: President Trump slaps 50% tariff on ANY country supplying Iran with military weapons, on ALL goods sold to the US "There will be no exclusions or exemptions!" Effective immediately 🔥 Good!