joshua beaumont

it's a mystery

aren’t you a little short for a storm trooper?

sitting at the computer thinking about my next tweet

3 daily English tips for quick progress: 1. Think in English for 5 mins daily; 2. Write 3 sentences to describe your day; 3. Watch 1-min English vlogs u0026 repeat. Save this post for your language journey!

Just mixed iced black tea, a splash of lemon syrup and frozen mango cubes – creamy, fruity and ready in 2 mins! Perfect quick cool pick-me-up today!，

[Transform your work corner into a calm productivity zone A tidy desk, a small plant, and a good mood = 100% work efficiency. Organize today, thrive tomorrow!]

Spent a cozy Sunday baking cookies with my little sis—flour on noses, laughter all around. This is what home feels like ，

Just finished my upcycled denim tote bag—old jeans turned cute, functional piece for farmers markets! #DIYUpcycle #CraftingFun，

Cooked mom’s favorite apple pie, laughed with my kid over silly cartoons—small moments with family taste like the sweetest treasure today.

Just found the BEST beef noodle shop in town! The broth’s simmered for 12 hours, noodles are perfectly chewy—total comfort food heaven, will be back this weekend for more!

"Small daily moves = big health wins! ♀ Stretch 5 mins, sip 8 cups water, u0026 prioritize 7hrs sleep. Your body will thank you. #HealthyHabits #WellnessJourney"

"Years pass, but the laughs hit the same. #OldFriends #NoFilterFun"

Sunshine, a crisp apple u0026 that first bite of fresh salad—small joys that taste like life’s sweetest wins #FoodMoments #SimplePleasures

"Late night craving Our cozy spot’s open till 2AM—steaming ramen, crispy gyoza, u0026 warm hugs (in bowl form). Come in, sit, stay. "

"Old stuff = new joy Organize your treasures—donate, repurpose, or display. Less clutter, more calm. What’s your go-to old item to keep/reuse"

@jeeveswilliams You will Rue the day you taught up this pun.

thinks the new ''I'm Back'' song is stupid if you disagree with me send me $500 and a bag of chips

O.o ( #p4a live on livestream.com/projectforawesome )

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knows your jealous because the voices are talking to him and not you.